The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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buff2.0

If I had the pic of his wife's tits I'd comment it on every one of that hack's tweets
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 12, 2025, 02:24 PMhttps://x.com/keithlgrayson/status/1988434447189123277?


Just saw this.  Not really surprising, if true.

Who are they, and why is Yurachek still getting a paycheck if he can't hire the football coach?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 12, 2025, 02:29 PMWho are they, and why is Yurachek still getting a paycheck if he can't hire the football coach?
they're both on the board of trustees. Maybe they're firing HY
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

JJHawg

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 10, 2025, 07:01 PMIn all fairness, he has convinced some of the higher ups to do stupid shit. 

Does anybody have a video of him introducing his new "Root Hog" cheer at a men's basketball game back in the 90's?  It was one of the most cringe things I've ever seen.

jdcatty

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 12, 2025, 02:29 PMWho are they, and why is Yurachek still getting a paycheck if he can't hire the football coach?

Crass is a senior partner at Friday Eldridge & Clark.  Good guy.  Ted Dickey is a former Stephens guy who now handles investments for some other really rich people, like the Dunklin family out of Pine Bluff.

I think Crass is chairman of the Board, but not sure.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

buff2.0

Quote from: red death on Nov 10, 2025, 07:43 PMI don't know anything either.  But there is no way, no way whatsoever, we will hire a better coach for our job than Bobby Petrino.

No way.  I've been on this board for a couple decades, as well as everyone else.  We have smart people here, people who have been through hell.  Everyone here knows. 

And everyone here is right. Everyone that matters anyway. 

Two days later and it looks even more certain that we're moving away from Bobby.  BoT probably doesn't have it in them to admit that firing him in 2012 was a mistake.  We're going to Arkansas the shit out of this thing, because it's what losers do.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pighair

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 12, 2025, 02:36 PMCrass is a senior partner at Friday Eldridge & Clark.  Good guy.  Ted Dickey is a former Stephens guy who now handles investments for some other really rich people, like the Dunklin family out of Pine Bluff.

I think Crass is chairman of the Board, but not sure.

Ted is Jay Dickey former US rep from Pine Bluff son.

jdcatty

Quote from: Pighair on Nov 12, 2025, 02:37 PMTed is Jay Dickey former US rep from Pine Bluff son.

Oh, I didn't think of that connection.  Makes sense.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

HTL

I believe Dickey mostly manages the Dunklin real estate assets. Expect someone like Bert if Crass is running point.

mde114

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 12, 2025, 02:38 PMOh, I didn't think of that connection.  Makes sense.

Crass and Dickey are both from Pine Bluff. What could go wrong?

HTL

Of course we're farming out the hiring to an OBU grad.

Barton Fink

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 12, 2025, 02:43 PMCrass and Dickey are both from Pine Bluff. What could go wrong?

Good chance one, or both, might get shot before we announce.

HogOfWar

Quote from: JJHawg on Nov 12, 2025, 02:32 PMDoes anybody have a video of him introducing his new "Root Hog" cheer at a men's basketball game back in the 90's?  It was one of the most cringe things I've ever seen.

Holy shit I remember that one. Wasn't it at the last Midnight Madness in Barnhill Arena, 1993? It was the Friday night before a homecoming game. In 1993 it was against Auburn. It snowed and coldest game I attended before the Cotton Bowl 2002.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

BleedinRed

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 12, 2025, 02:09 PMhttps://x.com/ScottBalesX/status/1988699230752677927?


Is this the guy y'all call Duckman?  With the wife that sings all the patriotic songs in a bikini on Lake Hamilton?

well, guess he took it down... said we had a deal in place for a coach, but didn't say who

now it's back up... don't know what is going on
His very next tweet cracks me up.

https://x.com/ScottBalesX/status/1988699980882968707

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

We truly have the dumbest fanbase in all of the universe.

vegashog

so we have our coach, but if the media finds out, things could change. does this idiot not realize that he's putting this shit out on the most popular social MEDIA site?

strike that, do the idiots that believe this guy not realize that?

Son of Spam

Whatever happens, you can bet that we will out clown the LSU circus.
Well, shit...

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 12, 2025, 03:36 PMHis very next tweet cracks me up.

https://x.com/ScottBalesX/status/1988699980882968707
what's the story behind this retard getting banned on Hogville? Also I hope since he's banned there he doesn't migrate here. He's a fucking tard
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

PigSix

So then, he could be right...but then things could change.