The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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bigpig

Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 15, 2025, 09:09 AMI remember when everyone wanted Fleck. It was couple of years ago. He, apparently, was a flash in the pan. We will probably choose a flash in the pan. Someone who is doing good this year, but will fail miserably here.

We're far more likely to hire a former flash in the pan that no one else wants anymore
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HTL

Nabors says we whiffed on Franklin. Is anyone but VT even trying to hire the guy?

buff2.0

Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 10:31 AMNabors says we whiffed on Franklin. Is anyone but VT even trying to hire the guy?

Who would have ever thought that he'd balk so hard at $7 million per year!?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: passed on Nov 15, 2025, 09:57 AMYup.  I was in that boat (pun intended).  I'd argue that the program would probably have been better with him than Sam.  However, he's not as good of a coach as I had thought at the time... like you said, flash in a pan.

Or maybe programs like Minnesota & Arkansas have a ceiling, and it was 2010-11 that was the flash in the pan.

Barton Fink

Commitment to win by the administration and the ability to win at the program will outweigh coaches salaries now. Salaries for assistant coaches will be important as well.

HogWildPigCrazy

Just hire Bobby. This shit ain't hard to figure out. We're hang points on people. Give him a chance to fix the defense. Why is there any hesitation? Every time we need a coach all the stupid people start naming A list coaches like they're really going to entertain the idea of coming here. Bobby has unfinished business and will be focused.

mde114

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 10:50 AMOr maybe programs like Minnesota & Arkansas have a ceiling, and it was 2010-11 that was the flash in the pan.

In our hearts, we know you're right.

buff2.0

Quote from: HogWildPigCrazy on Nov 15, 2025, 11:33 AMJust hire Bobby. This shit ain't hard to figure out. We're hang points on people. Give him a chance to fix the defense. Why is there any hesitation? Every time we need a coach all the stupid people start naming A list coaches like they're really going to entertain the idea of coming here. Bobby has unfinished business and will be focused.

This.  He should have been recruiting players and assistants this whole time. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

Quote from: HogWildPigCrazy on Nov 15, 2025, 11:33 AMJust hire Bobby. This shit ain't hard to figure out. We're hang points on people. Give him a chance to fix the defense. Why is there any hesitation? Every time we need a coach all the stupid people start naming A list coaches like they're really going to entertain the idea of coming here. Bobby has unfinished business and will be focused.

I'm coming around to this. He's the best coach that actually wants the job. Name him HC before the Texas game.

Piggielicious

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 15, 2025, 11:59 AMI'm coming around to this. He's the best coach that actually wants the job. Name him HC before the Texas game.
Just support the opposite of what HTL wants, and you have the right answer.

HTL

Quote from: Piggielicious on Nov 15, 2025, 12:43 PMJust support the opposite of what HTL wants, and you have the right answer.
That's it!! What a faggot.

Piggielicious

Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 12:47 PMWhat a faggot.
Assume the opposite of what he says. He projects.

Spiderham

I think Green is working his ass off to make certain Bobby P has no shot at the job. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Piggielicious

Quote from: Spiderham on Nov 15, 2025, 12:53 PMI think Green is working his ass off to make certain Bobby P has no shot at the job.
and the OL and defense

AporkalypseNow

Amazing we continue to repeatedly snatch defeat from the jaws of victory game after game and people still want Bobby

"Throwing up points on people"... we put up 22 today, that's not enough in the modern era in the SEC

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Nov 15, 2025, 03:14 PMAmazing we continue to repeatedly snatch defeat from the jaws of victory game after game and people still want Bobby

"Throwing up points on people"... we put up 22 today, that's not enough in the modern era in the SEC

And 7 of those came from the blocked punt.

buff2.0

Top 5 offense in the SEC even with the head case QB.  No one yet has listed a viable alternative to Bobby that isn't pure retardium.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pumpkin Escobar

Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Nov 15, 2025, 03:14 PMAmazing we continue to repeatedly snatch defeat from the jaws of victory game after game and people still want Bobby

"Throwing up points on people"... we put up 22 today, that's not enough in the modern era in the SEC


I understand. We had some good times, back then. That was a long time ago with a different Bobby and a different era of football.
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Lurk

To quote the great Arkansan and American "At this point, what difference does it make?".

We just passed Vanderbilt as the worst team in the league over the past 12 years. I don't know how you get past that.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: Pumpkin Escobar on Nov 15, 2025, 03:38 PMI understand. We had some good times, back then. That was a long time ago with a different Bobby and a different era of football.

Agree, I will always appreciate and be grateful for Bobby and angry at Jeff Long.

I was a season ticket holder then even living in DFW, dropped the tickets at that point.

Petrino failed at Louisville in his 2nd stent and didn't do much at Missouri St.

Would I take him back as OC?  Sure.  He'll be 65, maybe he could hang in a few more years.

Who do I want as head coach? Take a shot on someone who could be the real deal and make us the next Indiana, not another "has been" or "never was".

Morris really fucked up the psyche of our fanbase. He was an awful hire and completely undeserving of the opportunity. If we hired someone with a 14-22 record at a mid-level again, I'd be pissed. We can do better, but have to take a risk.