The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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HTL

Just sent $1,000 to the Collective. Let's go get that LT from Hardy.

vegashog

supposedly petrino was told during the bye week after the state game they were going to hire someone else.

Son of Spam

Quote from: HTL on Nov 26, 2025, 11:18 AMJust sent $1,000 to the Collective. Let's go get that LT from Hardy.
Should have just thrown that $1,000 out the window as you were driving down the highway. Kind of like going to the casinos. Just drive through the parking lot and throw whatever money you planned to use out the window. Saves time.
Well, shit...

Hognrock

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 26, 2025, 10:56 AMGet ready for that sweet Russian oligarch money. 

Get Putin on the phone pronto.

Barton Fink

Quote from: HTL on Nov 26, 2025, 11:01 AMCan't wait for Smirnoff Field at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium.

The "Vodka Bowl" when we play UT.

egregious

Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 26, 2025, 11:21 AMShould have just thrown that $1,000 out the window as you were driving down the highway. Kind of like going to the casinos. Just drive through the parking lot and throw whatever money you planned to use out the window. Saves time.

I mail them half of what I was planning each year, also saves gas, hotel, etc.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Barton Fink

If he can have his Russian cronies rough up the SEC office, that's another win.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 26, 2025, 11:21 AMShould have just thrown that $1,000 out the window as you were driving down the highway. Kind of like going to the casinos. Just drive through the parking lot and throw whatever money you planned to use out the window. Saves time.

I must have a bullseye on me anytime I step in one. I've learned to avoid them like the plague.

The Whyte Boar

If you're going G5 route, about as good as you can do I guess.

HTL

Frank Fletcher on the buzz said this morning he's done til Yuracheeks is fired lol.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 26, 2025, 11:24 AMIf he can have his Russian cronies rough up the SEC office, that's another win.

All for it. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

vegashog

football scoop saying other candidates being told the job is taken.

a russian ginger at arkanasas.

buff2.0

Quote from: HTL on Nov 26, 2025, 11:27 AMFrank Fletcher on the buzz said this morning he's done til Yuracheeks is fired lol.

Lol good. Need more of that.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

TheOtherWhiteMeat

Golesh will go 3-9 next year and get a raise and a contract extension with a sweet buyout.

Loma

I'll support him, but I'm not impressed. Winning would change my mind.

Vito Porkleone


TheOtherWhiteMeat

We need to get Denzel Washington to pay him a visit and offer him $9,800 to not take the job.

HTL

Dude didn't leave Russia til the age of 7.

bigpig

predictions:

Golesh to Arkansas

Kiffin to LSU

Drink to Florida

Sumrall to Ole Miss

Auburn promotes Durk (who hires Bobby Petrino as OC)

Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Lurk

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 26, 2025, 10:56 AMGet ready for that sweet Russian oligarch money. 
Now we're talking.
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