The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 26, 2025, 04:51 PMIt's easy for us to say. Petrino is watching them everyday in practice and his job is on the line.

Maybe Green wore a blonde wig and volleyball shorts in practice.

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 26, 2025, 04:52 PMMaybe Green wore a blonde wig and volleyball shorts in practice.

Can a mod please delete this?  It's rather disgusting and I just pulled a prime rib off the smoker.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

https://x.com/blutman27/status/1993798146984693864?s=46&t=FHt3TXiQXntEfO1EaA49XQ


Why don't we hire someone who wants to be here? Why do we allow ourselves to be 2nd to Ole Miss?

Barton Fink

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 26, 2025, 04:52 PMMaybe Green wore a blonde wig and volleyball shorts in practice.

Going the extra mile.

Natty_Ice

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Things of that nature

vegashog

he (or any coach) is not signing shit until it goes to the bot. since i believe they have to announce official business ahead of time, when word of a meeting gets out, that's when something official is leaked.

Natty_Ice

I don't know why Golesh would tell assistants to start looking at houses if he was trying to keep secret for another week. Seems like the fastest way for it to get out.
Things of that nature

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Spiderham

Oak Grove in the house.

obijuana

Clicks. It's all about the clicks. Being first.

I remember when Dudley Dawson, on Orville Henry's spawns old website, talked about a "super secret Knock Your Socks Off" recruit that was going to sign with the Hogs. For weeks Dawson would scheme and deceive everyone about this game changing player. Turned out it was Michael Dyer, who ultimately chose Auburn. Dyer wasn't even considering Arkansas. Dudley Dawson lied just to keep fans hooked on his KYSO bullshit so you'd keep "clicking".

Like all news, take it with a grain of salt.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

Zoso

#2270
Quote from: vegashog on Nov 26, 2025, 01:09 PMif you're believing grit for even a second, then that's on you. good lord.

It ain't cool...being no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving.

Borenutz

Still think it will be Golesh and that he had just requested it to not come out until after their final regular season game.

The Cowboy Tiger

Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 26, 2025, 07:34 PMStill think it will be Golesh and that he had just requested it to not come out until after their final regular season game.

Same.

IDGAF about Ole Miss and their NIL.  Those rubarbs will pull the money faster than Faubus in a doorframe as soon as Lane leaves or he shits the bed.

It's still Old Piss.  Any coach that would be mad about fat-ass reporters talking shit on twatter about what he might do, won't simultaneously tell the same crumb-covered lardass 'oh yeah, i'm waiting for the job in Oxford to open up.'

Gimme a fuckin' break.

The blackbears still have to beat the bulldykes and that's not a given b/c it's a rivalry game.

Petrion posted his goodbye, which means the deal is done.

Yurachek's swollen aggie-ass has nothing to do with any of it and he will be gone like a fart in the wind come 2026.
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

vegashog

golesh makes $2.5 million per. if we have a contract for him to sign, i feel it's safe to assume it will be at least double that. usf can't match what we are offering.

add to the fact that his wife is from arkasnas, i'm sure she would be totally cool with him turning down truly life changing money plus a chance to move back home because he got butthurt over a tweet.

The Whyte Boar

Okay this makes a bit more sense.  I guess this might actually be a dream job, if not for him, his wife. This is the official USF Bulls pages.

https://gousfbulls.com/news/2023/10/28/alexis-golesh-the-strong-woman-behind-the-bulls-football-coach1




She was the Arkansas girl from the tiny town of Greenwood who loved football and never missed a Razorback home game.

piglosopher

Happy wife...happy life. Unless you're Gus malzahn.

Natty_Ice

Things of that nature

buff2.0

We're assuming his wife wants to be back in NWA. If she does then it's a done deal.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 26, 2025, 08:10 PMWe're assuming his wife wants to be back in NWA. If she does then it's a done deal.



Well, if you read the article she still comes back once a month for business and she never missed a Razorback game.  So, I'm going to assume she wants to come back.

vegashog

and an hour later that guy tweets this. totally different tune.
https://x.com/KevODonnellFLA/status/1993843564225417398