YOUR Unofficial 2025 Playoff Thread

Started by Zoso, Dec 19, 2025, 06:48 PM

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DrMongoose

Paul? Paul? PAUL!?!?

Good lord bama is gonna get housed.

I wonder what is going through Saban's mind right now?

Michigan has to be excited.
Check your damn blood pressure!

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HogOfWar

We could have used someone like Sategna on our team. Oh wait.
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DirkPiggler

Today I'm thankful we didn't hire Kane Womack as our head coach. 

His defense looks a lot like the ones his dad coordinated here after John Thompson left.  Bend, don't break, then go ahead and break anyway. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Dec 19, 2025, 08:04 PMToday I'm thankful we didn't hire Kane Womack as our head coach. 

His defense looks a lot like the ones his dad coordinated here after John Thompson left.  Bend, don't break, then go ahead and break anyway. 

Bend AND break? The tensile strength is off.

Ray Zorback

Quote from: Cornhogio on Dec 19, 2025, 07:46 PMI can't believe we let Sategna get away.

Biddy said they offered a lot more than we could. He emphasized a lot.
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Dec 19, 2025, 08:06 PMBend AND break? The tensile strength is off.

Arkansas defenses routinely defy the laws of physics, and not in a good way.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

DrMongoose

Is Womack wearing a backpack? Is he Dora the explorer?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Alabama may walk away with this now.

They might score again before halftime.

buff2.0

Alabama calls timeout to get the ball back, and gets a 15-yard sideline penalty during the timeout lol
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Why would you call those two timeouts but then just let the clock run out without calling the third?

Might as well take a Hail Mary shot.

HogOfWar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 19, 2025, 08:39 PMAlabama calls timeout to get the ball back, and gets a 15-yard sideline penalty during the timeout lol

What a bullshit call.

A ref can inadvertently interfere with a play on the field and nothing happens. The guy on the sideline was way behind the out of bounds and the team gets penalized.
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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HogOfWar on Dec 19, 2025, 08:43 PMWhat a bullshit call.

A ref can inadvertently interfere with a play on the field and nothing happens. The guy on the sideline was way behind the out of bounds and the team gets penalized.

Yeah but Alabama so it's hilarious. Never would've been called if Darth Saban was still there.

HogOfWar

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Dec 19, 2025, 08:47 PMYeah but Alabama so it's hilarious. Never would've been called if Darth Saban was still there.

Tru dat.
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DrMongoose

How ironic that the Mercedes commercial voiced by Saban had the kick six in it.

Not sure OU's offense is gonna score again.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.

Ray Zorback

Womack would not have worked out here. He knows how to make adjustments.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

buff2.0

That's not gonna be the Allstate Good Hands Play of the Game
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."