#17 Hogs at #21 Dogs game thread - 3pm ESPN2

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 17, 2026, 09:55 AM

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buff2.0

This is funner than gettin the prostate milked
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink


Guardrail

Good god what are they like 80% from 3?
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.


Show-Me Hog

"Tied his career night with six blocks."

But of course.

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Piggielicious

Cal needs to figure something out. He and the players are getting paid too much to keep getting beat like this.

HogOfWar

Quote from: Piggielicious on Jan 17, 2026, 05:21 PMCal needs to figure something out. He and the players are getting paid too much to keep getting beat like this.

I am sure he is just holding them back till March.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Doc Hogaday

It's conference and it's time to start playing your best starting 5. Thomas in, Wagner out.

Wagner can get to the hole but hasn't learned how to make a layup in 3 years of college ball. He is a loser.
Pants ironed and back for more

Pig Benis

We looked better on the road against a better team in Michigan state in week 1 than we have the last 2 weekends. We're regressing. I'm not sure what Pringle brings to the table.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

BASS

Maybe we can get the ncaat to let us play all our games at bwa.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

Is anyone really surprised? I know I'm not. We start out like gangbusters and we all think we will get better. Then, we start looking worse and shitting the bed. Maybe we just aren't as good as we think. We have the potential, but whether we reach it or not is up to the players. And we ALWAYS seem to let a team rape us from three. Every time.
Well, shit...

GeoHogsGeo

This team is the "parts are greater than the whole"...

Pig Benis

I still think we're a second weekend team but the lack of a true 5 will be our undoing. If we had Cyril from UGA as an enforcer I think we'd be FF caliber.

Today was just rough. They couldn't miss for the first 10 minutes and Maleek went 4-17 from the field.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Borenutz

We're going to have 10 total losses this year. Just accept it. The SEC is very deep and everyone is getting paid. Just going to be more talent all around. We lost, what, our first 6 games last year in the SEC and ended up in the sweet 16. We will probably be a 4-6 seed unless we just shit the bed or go on a hot streak.

PigSix

Slow down Acuff 30% or better as Auburn and Georgia did, and we much easier to handle with no power down low.  Much attention to slowing us in the backcourt and limiting time for Acuff to work, taking the shot clock to 26-23 by the time we are across half court. Need to work on attacking the backcourt press so we can be in transition where we excel.  Still could have won with anything from Pringle and Thomas.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."