Cats at Hogs game thread - ESPN 5:30 tipoff

[Son of Spam]

As usual, a team comes in here and can't miss. I wonder if our rims are bigger or something.

[buff2.0]

Phrasing?

[Guardrail]

Do we ever come out on fire? It's like we always are flat and let the other team just boat race us early. Then have to climb out of the hole.

[BleedinRed]

So predictable.  

[BASS]

Dear Razorbacks, please stop sucking.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Does Brazile get the assist?

[Rocky Mountain Hog]

I've seen this movie before.

[Doc Hogaday]

We should do a fun prank sometime where we start out with a big lead instead of letting the other team.

[Spiderham]

It would help if a team that doesn't shoot very well would fucking miss. 

[BASS]

Giving up 83% shooting ain't gonna get it done

[Son of Spam]

Damn, how long does a TO last now?

[Sus-Scrofa]

Get Billy in there and tell him to take it to 11

[DrMongoose]

I can only hope the trailer trash hillbillies will wear their epic throwback demin uniform that reminds everyone of uncle Ralph who loved wearing that demin 3 piece suit to the sec tournament every year and used the box from his case of red, white, amd blue as a suitcase while Aunt Merrill would burn through a Virginia slim for every 3 the cats made. Oh those were the days!

I saw some my jelly podcasters got bounced from a hotel lobby in Springdale and were whining, uh, the WiFi is also in the room unlike in Harlin county where it only works on Tuesday from 3-345 ( if you cam get Cletus to read the clock if his good eye isn't cloudy.)

Hayseed nation needs to realize it is time to being home their beloved Pelphrey so that $22 million roster of hacks and rejects can learn how to have a good bleed and jerk off to pictures of racist Rupp.

Sad times jellies as you know who's not walking through that door and you are now lower than Vanderbilt, who by the way just kicked your ass like your dad did when he caught you using vowels.

Now take your ass whupping amd go home and stand in the corner and wait for the WiFi to come back on next Tuesday while you look at pictures of Jared Prichard, Tony Delk, and the untouchables and days gone by that aren't coming back like horse racing.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Assist number two for Brazile 

[TC]

Not sure you would've done that? What a fucking idiot announcer

[BASS]

Now 90% from the floor for Kentucky

[BleedinRed]

Acuff is not having a good night so far. 

And Kentucky can't miss.  

[BASS]

91%

[Son of Spam]

Acuff is off and they can't miss. We ain't winning this one.

[Guardrail]

Good lord.