The texas game fread

Started by buff2.0, Mar 04, 2026, 06:04 PM

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Oh thank you gods of the universe
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

gorillawarfare

I take back one bad thing I said about Yuracheck.  Hopefully he won't fuck the statue up. 

BASS

Btw, Courtney mims is fucking hot
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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TC


vegashog


BASS

Still a fucking shame they didn't do it while Rose was alive to see her husband honored they way he deserved. She deserved to see that.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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Barton Fink

Quote from: BASS on Mar 04, 2026, 07:09 PMStill a fucking shame they didn't do it while Rose was alive to see her husband honored they way he deserved. She deserved to see that.

True. At least they're soing while Nolan is alive. Long overdue.

AporkalypseNow

I'm not crying, you're crying

Doing this at halftime of the Texas game during an ass kicking is so perfect

He looked so damn happy

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 04, 2026, 07:10 PMTrue. At least they're soing while Nolan is alive. Long overdue.

Better late than never, but it's still a travesty that it didn't happen while she was here.  Personally I hope there's a special place in hell for anyone and everyone over the years who has fought to prevent the statue from happening.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 04, 2026, 07:11 PMSo, is the curse lifted?
I'm afraid we have curses on top of curses 

BASS

They should have played the clip of him telling Tom Penders "now we're going to kick your ass"
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

TC

Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Mar 04, 2026, 07:10 PMI'm not crying, you're crying

Doing this at halftime of the Texas game during an ass kicking is so perfect

He looked so damn happy

Yeah that's very fitting.

Son of Spam

Now, get it done and don't drag it out.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

Texas getting the us at Bama treatment.



SEC refs are just bad.  Sometimes it hurts us, sometimes it helps us.  They're just not good.

Show-Me Hog

What are we doing on offense this half. Jacking 3s immediately after crossing half court.

Their big white guy has 4 now. That is huge.

Sus-Scrofa

I like the statue they picked

razor5396

Thank God. The curse will be lifted. They should make sure to give his statue a 10 ft dong