NCAA - Big Dance Thread of Champions

Started by Guardrail, Mar 15, 2026, 02:56 PM

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Show-Me Hog

Not the game I expected.

Michigan plays better defense than we do.

Cardiac Hog

Imagine if Cal had landed Morez Johnson.  Instead we got Pringle.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Apr 04, 2026, 09:21 PMNot the game I expected.

Michigan plays better defense than we do.

Nor I. Their guards/shooters are much better than I thought.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Spiderham

Michigan can't miss.  It is impressive.
Oak Grove in the house.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Too Big Pig

This is an absolute ass whipping. I'm glad we didn't play Michigan. We just thought losing by 21 was bad.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Barton Fink

Quote from: Pig Benis on Apr 04, 2026, 09:49 PMNor I. Their guards/shooters are much better than I thought.

Not surprised Michigan is up but surprised by the score.

egregious

Hey!  Michigan is our sister state!!!

Arkansas and Michigan are recognized as "sister states" because both were admitted to the United States in the same year — 1836 — as a result of the Missouri Compromise policy, which required that slave and free states be admitted in pairs to maintain the balance of power in the Senate
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Spiderham

The UCLA women's coach totally looks like a dude in drag. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Hogfan58

Quote from: Spiderham on Apr 05, 2026, 03:23 PMThe UCLA women's coach totally looks like a dude in drag.

She doesn't need to be wearing black leather pants
I need help and I know it.

Hogfan58

Don't think Carolina is gonna win this
I need help and I know it.

TC

I had no idea women's college bb played quarters instead of halves.

jdcatty

Quote from: Zoso on Apr 03, 2026, 09:51 PMBut just think about it...after Cal retires in a couple of years he could be OUR arrogant, obnoxious bastard.

Much like I'm sure a lot of us hated Petrino at one time...but once he was in Fayetteville he was OUR arrogant, obnoxious bastard. And he fucking won.

I'd take Hurley in a heartbeat.

I don't think he will ever leave the Northeast part of the country.  Jersey boy.  Fits perfectly up there.

Can you see him at a Razorback Club meeting in South Arkansas?

I don't want him and wouldn't take him.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Show-Me Hog

I had Arizona beating Michigan.

I have Michigan beating UConn.

I am wrong so often, I should put all my money on the Huskies. I am the George Costanza of sports predictions.

DirkPiggler

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Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Apr 06, 2026, 08:36 AMI had Arizona beating Michigan.

I have Michigan beating UConn.

I am wrong so often, I should put all my money on the Huskies. I am the George Costanza of sports predictions.

UConn is 6-0 lifetime in national championship games. 

Michigan has the better roster and should win, but I'll have a small wager on the money line that history keeps repeating itself.  Especially given that the guy responsible for the last two of them in the last three years is still calling the shots.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: jdcatty on Apr 06, 2026, 08:32 AMI don't think he will ever leave the Northeast part of the country.  Jersey boy.  Fits perfectly up there.

Can you see him at a Razorback Club meeting in South Arkansas?

I don't want him and wouldn't take him.

Yeah, he's a dick and wouldn't fit here.  Too many of our big money people who would be needed to fund the rosters are more concerned about access and having their rings kissed than actual results.  It's how ass kissers like Nutt could stick around for a mediocre decade while they were looking for any excuse to fire guys like Nolan (even before his results fell off) and Petrino.    Musselman eventually pissed them off and he's a nice guy compared to Hurley. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

vegashog

two years ago everyone in arkansas thought cal was an arrogant asshole, just saying.

results over personality

Pig Benis

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Apr 06, 2026, 08:46 AMUConn is 6-0 lifetime in national championship games. 

Michigan has the better roster and should win, but I'll have a small wager on the money line that history keeps repeating itself.  Especially given that the guy responsible for the last two of them in the last three years is still calling the shots.

I took the 7 points simply because of Hurley. If both teams play their A games then Michigan should win by double digits.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

jdcatty

Quote from: vegashog on Apr 06, 2026, 09:06 AMtwo years ago everyone in arkansas thought cal was an arrogant asshole, just saying.

results over personality

I never thought that.  I thought he sometimes tried to bully officials, and got away with it.  I'm ok with that now that he's our coach.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

arreferee

Quote from: Spiderham on Apr 05, 2026, 03:23 PMThe UCLA women's coach totally looks like a dude in drag.
Quote from: Hogfan58 on Apr 05, 2026, 03:53 PMDon't think Carolina is gonna win this
Quote from: TC on Apr 05, 2026, 04:15 PMI had no idea women's college bb played quarters instead of halves.

Arkansas was represented at the Women's NC game.  One of the referees is from down around Prescott.