NCAA - Big Dance Thread of Champions

Started by Guardrail, Mar 15, 2026, 02:56 PM

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buff2.0

That ball movement on the break by Iowa was a thing of beauty.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Zoso

Well my bracket is just about done. I have Virgina and Florida in the finals. I guess 4th place was my one shining moment.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 22, 2026, 07:43 PMCronin and Hurley coaching against each other tonight.  Which one pulls out a gun and fires the first literal bullet?

I was about to say it's an all-time Dick Off between Mick Cronin and Dan Hurley.

If only Todd Golden could join them for a three way.

Barton Fink


Thin Red Swine

Iowa is too jacked up after that run.


Florida is gonna win. Unfortunately.

bigpig

If Utah State could make a shot even some of the time, they'd be leading right now.

Some great set plays and ball movement, but it always ends in an ugly shot.
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Loma

Zero perfect brackets left on ESPN after Tennessee won.

Show-Me Hog


Thin Red Swine

Iowa is shitting down both legs now.


mr.zorak

#749
1981 Omni in Atlanta.  Watched Lee Gates, Terry Raker, Ralph Sampson and company handle us in the NCAA tournament . I got to stand about 20 feet from Ainge hitting the floater over Orlando Woolridge  in the nightcap.  Amazing moment.

That night my buddy Stick and I were getting off the elevator at the Omni hotel.  It was on the floor where Virginias team was staying.  About the  same time the other one opened and a dude that looked like Huggy Bear got off with two big boobed hootchie mammas.  They walked around out of sight and we followed at a distance .  The halls were circular we stayed just out of eye reach.  The guy knocked on the door and Huggy said "HERE YA GO RALPH!"  "Now you girls take real good care of him!"
We ran out of sight into the vending room.  He left, we laughed and started to leave when my hot headed asshole Hohenwald self got an idea.  I was gonna curve ball Ralph since he beat my Vols.  I told Stick my plan.
We waited about 10 minutes and then I went and knocked on the door.  I heard giggling and then the door opened quickly.  He was standing in front of us all 7'4" wearing only a pair of Virginia sweatpants and said "what do you want ?"  My little white self held up my program and said "Can we get an autograph?"  He grabbed my pen and scratched his signature.  Stick peeped around him and saw two buck nekkid women.  The door shut, we didn't die, and we got a story of a lifetime.  Any time I saw him play from then on  I got to tell my buddies " Lemme tell you a story about a whoremonger..."
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Thin Red Swine

Funny you bring him up. I was just thinking about him because those uniforms they wore looked like throwbacks.

I always rooted so hard for them back then but they could never beat North Carolina, other than maybe once while he was there. And I think they had one Final Four run but maybe ran into a Georgetown buzzsaw there.

But anyway, according to the Wikis, he has four kids with his ex-wife and four more by four other women. So your story checks out.


DrMongoose

Todd Golden is a punk ass bitch, the villain everyone hates.

Why is Florida getting the ball back?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BleedinRed


Sus-Scrofa

Zona only scoring 33 in a half is encouraging 

BleedinRed


Thin Red Swine

Wow. How is that a foul on Iowa? Haugh had his elbows in the guy's back.


Barton Fink


BleedinRed

Iowa needs to stop with the step back threes.  

And they need to make their free throws!

Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.

Thin Red Swine

Lee taking a four step stroll to the basket.