2026 Other College Football

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DrMongoose

#1400
Oct 03, 2026, 04:24 PM
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 04:04 PMTessitore is stroking out

He does that EVERY FREAKING GAME. It is exhausting.

Imagine him and Rick Schaeffer calling a game.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

#1401
Oct 03, 2026, 04:28 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 03, 2026, 04:24 PMHe does that EVERY FREAKING GAME. It is exhausting.

Imagine him and Rick Schaeffer calling a game.

Could be worse.  I remember Greg Childs running all the way down the field, fumbling in the end zone, falling on his own fumble, and then Verne saying "was that an incomplete pass"?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hogfan58

#1402
Oct 03, 2026, 04:43 PM
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 03:55 PMcan we get a welfare check on hogfan58? I'm afraid he's had too much to drink for his own good.

Right after I posted this, didn't he get pulled?
I need help and I know it.

Show-Me Hog

#1403
Oct 03, 2026, 04:46 PM
After playing like crap, Mizzou playing very good this week. Two teams that were riding high last week and playing like shit today are Florida and Mississippi State earlier.

That's just what college teams do, for the most part. Under that logic, and you don't exactly have to be Nostradamus to see this coming, we'll play like shit after a win, and A&M will bounce back after two bad losses.

buff2.0

#1404
Oct 03, 2026, 04:48 PM
Mizzou is playing like we should just skip that game
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

#1405
Oct 03, 2026, 04:51 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 03, 2026, 04:48 PMMizzou is playing like we should just skip that game
Looking at our schedule, which ones should we actually play?
Well, shit...

mr.zorak

#1406
Oct 03, 2026, 04:53 PM
Well, the offense has seemed to have woken up.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Son of Spam

#1407
Oct 03, 2026, 04:55 PM
Quote from: mr.zorak on Oct 03, 2026, 04:53 PMWell, the offense has seemed to have woken up.
"Awakened". Nice block by the back judge there.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

#1408
Oct 03, 2026, 04:59 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 03, 2026, 04:51 PMLooking at our schedule, which ones should we actually play?

Maybe a series of exhibition games against teams who won't make the FCS Playoffs
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

#1409
Oct 03, 2026, 05:00 PM
Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 11:17 AMRb just dropped a td screen pass. I bet Bobby is eating his ass.

Nah. He saves that for Jessica.

Thin Red Swine

#1410
Oct 03, 2026, 05:15 PM
Golesh is gonna ride this ass quarterback to his own demise.

The defense is getting worn out again.

Show-Me Hog

#1411
Oct 03, 2026, 05:15 PM
Mizzou going in dry. Holy shit.

jdcatty

#1412
Oct 03, 2026, 05:17 PM
The reverse jinx of woopig is intact.  We badmouth Mizzou, and they immediately come out and rip up No. 8 Fla.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

buff2.0

#1413
Oct 03, 2026, 05:22 PM
Auburn broke a big run that they desperately needed... because their QB is somehow worse than run-of-the-mill ass when he has to throw.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

#1414
Oct 03, 2026, 05:24 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 03, 2026, 05:15 PMGolesh is gonna ride this ass quarterback to his own demise.

The defense is getting worn out again.

i wonder how much he paid the guy to follow him to auburn. he has as many int as td and no pocket awareness. he will end up getting run to death.

Thin Red Swine

#1415
Oct 03, 2026, 05:25 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 03, 2026, 05:22 PMAuburn broke a big run that they desperately needed... because their QB is somehow worse than run-of-the-mill ass when he has to throw.

Yes. He's actually a pretty good running back.

And then a great play call for the type of TD that won a Heisman for Tim Heblow.

vegashog

#1416
Oct 03, 2026, 05:29 PM
sumrall not looking like the sure fire genius he was being made out to be after last weekend.

DrMongoose

#1417
Oct 03, 2026, 05:30 PM
Damn, Eli finally gonna beat a sec team with a winning record.

Gators look post ole miss drunk

College football

Don't take mizzou next week
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

#1418
Oct 03, 2026, 05:34 PM
Kentucky @ SC looking like a good one now
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HughJasole

#1419
Oct 03, 2026, 05:36 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 03, 2026, 04:28 PMCould be worse.  I remember Greg Childs running all the way down the field, fumbling in the end zone, falling on his own fumble, and then Verne saying "was that an incomplete pass"?

Verne had gone full senile by the late 2000s. The fact he hung on until 2016 was remarkable.

I did love his call late in that Ole Miss game in 2014. "He's got a convoy. He's got a chance. Rohan Gaines, touchdown Arkansas!"
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