2026 Other College Football

Started by RPL, Mar 20, 2026, 06:11 PM

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Thin Red Swine

Gators getting the deep Cock today.

Heblow and many others love it.

BASS

Florida getting stinkholed at home by South cackalacky.

You wouldn't think a chicken could do that to a gator.
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DrMongoose

Cocky is making da gators his jailhouse bitch.

Does the sec suck and yet we are the worst
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

vegashog

bitch about pittman's extension all you want, and it was bad, but aggie gave elko one earlier in the year and he gets $55 million if they fire him after this season. plus they still owe jimbo $7.2 million per for the next 5 years.

animal

It's possible that one of the requirements to being an AD is that you have an IQ lower than a toaster oven
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BASS

Looked like chambliss' elbow hit the ground at the exact moment the ball crossed the plane of the end zone. I'd day not clear evidence to overturn.
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buff2.0

Quote from: animal on Oct 10, 2026, 02:51 PMIt's possible that one of the requirements to being an AD is that you have an IQ lower than a toaster oven

That's just to being OUR AD
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

#1547
Quote from: vegashog on Oct 10, 2026, 02:49 PMbitch about pittman's extension all you want, and it was bad, but aggie gave elko one earlier in the year and he gets $55 million if they fire him after this season. plus they still owe jimbo $7.2 million per for the next 5 years.

Sadly, a&m has 20 or 30 x the billionaires that are fans of their program than we have.

Money will never be a factor for them. Or texas.
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Guardrail

Quote from: BASS on Oct 10, 2026, 02:23 PMIf you can't inspire men getting paid 6 and 7 figures to give a shit about what they were paid to do, you're not going to be good in this era.

I don't give a shit how good you're playbooks are, how well you call plays... If the men don't buy in, you suck.

Exhibit 1: the Arkansas Razorbacks. Top 20 spend, bottom 20 suck.

Exhibit 2: a&m. Top 5 money. Maybe top 50 performance.
This times a million. They're getting paid regardless of outcome or effort. I wish I had that kind of arrangement with my employer.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

BASS

#1549
Quote from: Guardrail on Oct 10, 2026, 02:57 PMThis times a million. They're getting paid regardless of outcome or effort. I wish I had that kind of arrangement with my employer.

Unfortunately, that's the market that we have to play in.

If you have performance incentive based nil contracts, nobody worth a shit will sign unless all of your competitors do it also.

That would require a union and collective bargaining agreement.

That's where we're headed, we might as well just say "fuck it" and do it now instead of whatever the fuck college sports will be doing for the next few years.

Union sets pay scales by position with caps, spreads nil money across all sports men's and women's...
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Guardrail

Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 10, 2026, 02:47 PMCocky is making da gators his jailhouse bitch.

Does the sec suck and yet we are the worst
SC will boat race the Hogs collection of football participants.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

BASS

Manning is the weak link on the whorens.

They are top 10 talented every where but qb.
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HughJasole

Quote from: BASS on Oct 10, 2026, 03:09 PMManning is the weak link on the whorens.

They are top 10 talented every where but qb.

Yep. He played no competition in high school and got by on name alone.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

HughJasole


Barton Fink

Arch torpedoes one of his lineman's helmet.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

DrMongoose

I think Oregon just broke Nico's neck, oh shit
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

UCLA's backup QB made a perfect should-have-been-a-TD pass

And then Nico comes back in and throws an INT
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25