2026 Other College Football

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mr.zorak

"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

vegashog

Quote from: TC on Sep 08, 2026, 04:09 PMWhy? Because Kiffin said mean words? This has the feeling of leftists trying to get their claws into something they have no control over.
Regardless, the SEC fired the warning shot last week, and LSU complied and didn't add the NFL guys to the roster. So what changed? Kiffin made snarky comments at halftime?
It would be stupid to kick LSU out of the conference.
it's a little more than that. start at the 2:15 mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk642G24QoI

BASS

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 08, 2026, 05:39 PMI'm just happy to see the SEC office turn their attention away from screwing us any way possible. 

We might actually get a call or two to go our way while they distracted with Lane...fittingly in a year where 1-2 calls won't even get us to cover the spread.

Hey now! Last week we were only 24 points from covering the spread!
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

#583
Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 08, 2026, 06:12 PMDang, in other news.

https://dailyiowan.com/2026/09/08/ui-student-hawkeye-marching-band-member-taken-off-life-support-after-collapsing-in-heat/

Thursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200.  They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.

Luckily, he's ok.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

FNG

Quote from: BASS on Sep 08, 2026, 08:15 PMThursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200.  They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.

Luckily, he's ok.
Terrifying situation. So happy to hear he's recovering. Give him a big old hug when you see him.

PS: Hardcore move to refuse to give up before he crossed the finish line. Tough kid  :thumb_up:

mr.zorak

Quote from: BASS on Sep 08, 2026, 08:15 PMThursday night my 17 year old had a cross country race in owaaso, ok. It was 90+ and ridiculous humidity. As he crossed the finish line he collapsed, unconscious. They called an ambulance and took him to a hospital in Tulsa. His mom called me at 22:30 waking me up, telling me my son is in an ambulance with a heart rate over 200.  They gave him a lot of IV fluids, did an EKG and chest X-rays to make sure it wasn't heart or lung related. Determined he had severe dehydration and a heat exhaustion event. It's scary as shit when something like that happens to your kid and you are left wondering if they are going to live.

Luckily, he's ok.

Glad he is okay Bass.  That is truly terrifying.  Thank you Lord for watching out for him.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Too Big Pig

Scary how the heat can have such an impact so quickly.  Glad your boy is ok. 

Watched a UCA band member fall out Saturday. 

Regarding the Iowa kid, he marched all summer with a Colts Drum and Bugle Corps. Long days practicing all over the country including a brutal Texas summer stretch.  Way more physical than college band can ever be. So he was very acclimated to heat and activity.  You never know.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Hogworth Ballington III

 Not a popular opinion,  but the SEC is looking like some weeping gashes over this. I get needing to enforce rules and Lane has always been one to run right up to any line drawn and rub his ass all over it just to see if they'll do something, but calling for a vote and threatening to kick them out? Bush league. I'll never be a fan of lsu, but they are a true sec school. They belong here. All of this chest beating is ridiculous.

mde114

Lane is going to take a page out of the old Nolan Richardson handbook and use this to his advantage. Nothing gets a team/fanbase more fired up than believing everyone's against them.

I'm really torn on this but part of me would love to see the SEC kick their corn dog asses out. They won't get kicked out, but I'd still love to be one of the schools that vote against them.

buff2.0

LSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 09, 2026, 06:28 AMLSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
That we know of......
Well, shit...

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 09, 2026, 06:28 AMLSU added two players and locked the roster, no former NFL guys.
whats to stop them from doing it again next year
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Gambler

I'm guessing Chad will install more offense this week. They should be a well oiled machine.

TC

Quote from: Gambler on Sep 09, 2026, 09:12 AMI'm guessing Chad will install more offense this week. They should be a well oiled machine.

That long trap, play action was hilarious against LSU's first rounders running a 9 technique. The crazy(ier) thing about it was Chad kept trying it well into the 2nd half.

That guys gotta have dirt on people because he has no business being on any sideline in division 1 football.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

I'm just picturing two "walk ons" with weird numbers and no name on the jersey playing at an all-conference level all season for LSU.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Son of Spam

Quote from: animal on Sep 09, 2026, 12:12 PMI'm just picturing two "walk ons" with weird numbers and no name on the jersey playing at an all-conference level all season for LSU.
Same here.
Well, shit...

Too Big Pig

"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

HogOfWar

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Sep 09, 2026, 01:21 PMI mean technically aren't they still on probation till later this year?

Till Sept. 21st.
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