Your annual preseason record prediction poll for 2026

Started by bigpig, Aug 26, 2026, 06:21 AM

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Third_down_draw

3 wins. I don't care enough to even look at the schedule to guess what games.

Too Big Pig

"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

SwahiliSteve

You people are pretty optimistic for a program that's in year one of rebuilding. though I'm struggling with coprophagia, haven't we been rebuilding our program for three straight gd decades now?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

BleedinRed

We will an unimaginable amount of games this year and as a result HY gives Silverfish an absurd new contract.  They will then follow up the success with 3 win seasons in each of the next 5, leading to his termination and the process starting all over again.  

dhog

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 26, 2026, 09:37 PMYou people are pretty optimistic for a program that's in year one of rebuilding. though I'm struggling with coprophagia, haven't we been rebuilding our program for three straight gd decades now?

Arkansas, the Winchester house of football.

Rick B.


Rick B.

So, initiate CSB....

A few seasons ago when they followed me around WMS as "superfan" of the game, I became good friends with the ESPN play by play guy who did the special.  He and I text often.  After the coaching firing/hiring carousel back in Jan/Feb, I texted him to ask his opinion.  For what it's worth, this is a guy with no allegiances to any teams or whatever.  He said that of the 3 coaches from the AAC who moved to the SEC, we got the best of the 3.  He has been covering the AAC for a while.  He told me he would not be surprised if we won 7.  I'm like damn son, that's incredible.  He also said he thought that Golesh will be a wash.  So that's why I am going with 6-6. 

Definite, absolute, no question about it losses:  Texas, LSU, Georgia, Utah
Definite, absolute, no question about it wins:  Tulsa, North Alabama
Teams I'm not even a bit afraid of who I think we might beat if we take care of the ball and get over the 1 score loss hump:  South Carolina, Auburn, Missouri, Vanderbilt
Team who will probably beat us but if we can get some luck, we might sneak one out:  Tennessee
Mystery team, in my opinion:  Texas A&M

So I'll go wins:  North Alabama, Tulsa, Vanderbilt, Missouri, Auburn, South Carolina;  losses:  Utah, Georgia, Texas A&M, Tennessee, Texas, LSU

Razorback Red Colored Glasses Engaged.

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Rick B.

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 27, 2026, 01:43 PMshocked you didn't come here to post about pumpkin spice lattes
Had my first of the season on Tuesday.  As usual, it was glorious.  If only they had a Bud Light Pumpkin Spice.  Or Busch Light. 

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Rick B. on Aug 27, 2026, 01:50 PMHad my first of the season on Tuesday.  As usual, it was glorious.  If only they had a Bud Light Pumpkin Spice.  Or Busch Light. 
🤮

Good to see you back posting, bitch!
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

BleedinRed

Quote from: Rick B. on Aug 27, 2026, 01:50 PMHad my first of the season on Tuesday.  As usual, it was glorious.  If only they had a Bud Light Pumpkin Spice.  Or Busch Light. 
I Said Goddamn

buff2.0

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DirkPiggler

Quote from: Rick B. on Aug 27, 2026, 01:42 PMSo, initiate CSB....

A few seasons ago when they followed me around WMS as "superfan" of the game, I became good friends with the ESPN play by play guy who did the special.  He and I text often.  After the coaching firing/hiring carousel back in Jan/Feb, I texted him to ask his opinion.  For what it's worth, this is a guy with no allegiances to any teams or whatever.  He said that of the 3 coaches from the AAC who moved to the SEC, we got the best of the 3.  He has been covering the AAC for a while.  He told me he would not be surprised if we won 7.  I'm like damn son, that's incredible.  He also said he thought that Golesh will be a wash.  So that's why I am going with 6-6. 

Definite, absolute, no question about it losses:  Texas, LSU, Georgia, Utah
Definite, absolute, no question about it wins:  Tulsa, North Alabama
Teams I'm not even a bit afraid of who I think we might beat if we take care of the ball and get over the 1 score loss hump:  South Carolina, Auburn, Missouri, Vanderbilt
Team who will probably beat us but if we can get some luck, we might sneak one out:  Tennessee
Mystery team, in my opinion:  Texas A&M

So I'll go wins:  North Alabama, Tulsa, Vanderbilt, Missouri, Auburn, South Carolina;  losses:  Utah, Georgia, Texas A&M, Tennessee, Texas, LSU

Razorback Red Colored Glasses Engaged.

Damn you for giving me hope.

For the record I don't think Utah belongs in the auto loss category.  They lost a lot of talent and, probably more importantly, their head coach.

Programs like Utah (or Arkansas for that matter) rarely hire two good coaches in a row, much less three.  Contrary to popular opinion, coaching is still the number one most important factor in a team's success. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Feral

4-8.

Honestly, anything worse than 3-9 or better than 6-6 would shock the hell out of me.

We have no feel for this staff, roster, or the rest of the league. I guess that's life in the landscape of modern college football.

Sus-Scrofa

I don't see four wins.

If we're good enough for 6 wins with this schedule, that means we probably should have had 8 wins.

So we're probably all going to bitch some either way.

mde114

SEC pregame show agreed with the woopig. 3 wins max.

BleedinRed

I'm now definetly one board with 10 wins minimum.  

HughJasole

4-8 or 5-7.

Swing game will be Utah. Win that and 5 is possible. Lose that and 4 is max because I don't see us winning more than two SEC games.

Vito Porkleone