What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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BleedinRed

#120
Sep 12, 2026, 10:01 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 12, 2026, 09:59 PMWe are just going to hit reset on the Nintendo and bring in 40+ players and start over again.
We would still suck.   

Show-Me Hog

#121
Sep 12, 2026, 10:01 PM
The play I hate with a white hot passion, that we seem to have perfected on defense, is when our defender catches up to a ball carrier and tackles him by pushing him forward three or four more yards.

I never notice any other team doing this.

Thin Red Swine

#122
Sep 12, 2026, 10:02 PM
Of course that ball takes a hard right turn at the 2.

HogOfWar

#123
Sep 12, 2026, 10:03 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 12, 2026, 10:01 PMWe would still suck. 

We have been doing that for the last few years. Nothing has changed.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Hogfan58

#124
Sep 12, 2026, 10:03 PM
I'm giving this 1 more possession then I'm off to bed, fuck 930 kicks
I need help and I know it.

RazorB

#125
Sep 12, 2026, 10:04 PM
This is pure torture watching a game like this and having to listen to their stadium announcer.

PorkyPig

#126
Sep 12, 2026, 10:05 PM
Is this going to cut over to a real channel at some point?

Natty_Ice

#127
Sep 12, 2026, 10:05 PM
has Rhodes been playing?
Things of that nature

Show-Me Hog

#128
Sep 12, 2026, 10:06 PM
They switched to ax throwing on ESPNews. I am on the app.

I don't understand all the technicalities but why can't they just keep showing the game on the same streaming channel no matter where it is on cable.

RazorB

#129
Sep 12, 2026, 10:06 PM
It's on ESPN now

Boarat

#130
Sep 12, 2026, 10:07 PM
Where is Platt? Arguably our best pass catching option.

bigpig

#131
Sep 12, 2026, 10:07 PM
We've gone back to that mickey mouse high school offense that's all about side to side running and throwing, that always goes nowhere
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

flash23

#132
Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 12, 2026, 10:06 PMThey switched to ax throwing on ESPNews. I am on the app.
My brother in law throws in that axe throwing competition.

DrMongoose

#133
Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PM
The 1 yard swing pass to a stationary receiver needs to taken off the call sheet.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BEvERage

#134
Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PM
Quote from: flash23 on Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PMMy brother in law throws in that axe throwing competition.
Ed Ames?

PorkyPig

#135
Sep 12, 2026, 10:09 PM
Quote from: RazorB on Sep 12, 2026, 10:06 PMIt's on ESPN now

Thank Gawd.  It's painful enough to watch without having to listen to this asshole.

flash23

#136
Sep 12, 2026, 10:10 PM
Quote from: BEvERage on Sep 12, 2026, 10:08 PMEd Ames?
That reference went so far over my head that I had to google who Ed Ames is.

Natty_Ice

#137
Sep 12, 2026, 10:11 PM
did Platt hit the portal?
Things of that nature

buff2.0

#138
Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM
Soaking accident
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#139
Sep 12, 2026, 10:12 PM
We probably should not run that play to let two of their rushers free to immediately crush our QB.
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