Rocky Top Beatdown - The Tennessee Game Thread

Started by BASS, Oct 10, 2026, 09:19 AM

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HogOfWar

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Oct 10, 2026, 05:11 PMIn any shitty year, there are a few things that can make it easier to live with:

1. Beating Texas
2. Embarrassing Tennessee

I couldn't really come up with a third.

Beat the corndogs
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

arreferee

Silverfield just told the L to "Throw the fucking flag" after the extra point. What was the le the was asking for? I watched it a couple of times and didn't see anything.

Loma


buff2.0

Silverfilament finally talking to someone
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

jdcatty

My heart fluttered.  Just a little bit.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Barton Fink


animal

Not gonna get me. I'm watching about exciting news about DDR3 memory on Youtube. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa


Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Oct 10, 2026, 05:17 PMWhat the fuck is happening?

Tennessee is not good.

Maybe our guys have finally figured that out.

Barton Fink

We had to have spiked the TN Gatorade at half.

Hogfan58

We're going to go play-action here in a bit
I need help and I know it.

Thin Red Swine

At halftime, did we sneak in the old "Hogs" from the 'Skins heyday in the 80s?

Son of Spam

Never seen us run this hard this year. So, watch us start chunking it.
Well, shit...

razor5396

Wait a minute, whats going on ? I want to bitch

Barton Fink

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Oct 10, 2026, 05:20 PMWe're going to go play-action here in a bit

I'm scared to death we will

DrMongoose

Maybe they took the batteries out of cramsey's walkie talkie?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

The Whyte Boar

I was about to ask if we fired Craddock at the half but then they showed him calling plays.

buff2.0

UT's defense sucks butt all of a sudden
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."