Rocky Top Beatdown - The Tennessee Game Thread

Started by BASS, Oct 10, 2026, 09:19 AM

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buff2.0

Damn it that was a grown man's stiffy (come on, stiff arm)
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

flash23

This is just some of the worst play calling we've had in awhile. If we lose, you can't point to these horrible 3rd and long calls. You just can't go 3 and out in that situation.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa


Show-Me Hog


HogOfWar

Backed them to the five yard line and the first play goes for 60
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

bigpig

Everyone just needs to accept it right now that we are not winning. We are not driving down the field successfully again, whether it be for a FG or TD. This is it.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Thin Red Swine

We haven't had a stupid penalty in a while. So why not now?

HOGSRUNWILD


Show-Me Hog

Now, you need to use your timeouts and the 2-minute warning to try to get the ball back down three with some time left. Let's see if the coaches know to do that.

Son of Spam

3rd and long....and we always run. Is Nutt back on the sidelines?
Well, shit...

Gambler


buff2.0

Remember early in the Pittman era when we thought Odom should murder Briles on the sideline?

Can we wish for something similar now?  Or maybe put Cramsey over a tank of hungry sea bass and let the defense throw balls at the target?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 10, 2026, 06:16 PMNow, you need to use your timeouts and the 2-minute warning to try to get the ball back down three with some time left. Let's see if the coaches know to do that.

I bet we end it with one timeout in our pocket.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 10, 2026, 06:16 PMNow, you need to use your timeouts and the 2-minute warning to try to get the ball back down three with some time left. Let's see if the coaches know to do that.

Nope. They let it run down to the 2-minute warning without even calling a time out.

Fucking malpractice.

Barton Fink


Sus-Scrofa

Our last two possessions running on third and long rather than trying to get a first...

Fuck that.

The Whyte Boar


Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 06:17 PMRemember early in the Pittman era when we thought Odom should murder Briles on the sideline?

Can we wish for something similar now?  Or maybe put Cramsey over a tank of hungry sea bass and let the defense throw balls at the target?

Are they ill-tempered?

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 06:17 PMRemember early in the Pittman era when we thought Odom should murder Briles on the sideline?

Can we wish for something similar now?  Or maybe put Cramsey over a tank of hungry sea bass and let the defense throw balls at the target?

Do they possibly have lasers on their heads?