March Madness Season (2023 EDITION)

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Son of Spam

The games I have watched today, looked like hockey games. Muggings were taking place and no calls. So, I figure in our game tomorrow, every touch foul will be called.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 17, 2023, 06:48 PMThe games I have watched today, looked like hockey games. Muggings were taking place and no calls. So, I figure in our game tomorrow, every touch foul will be called.

Maybe Theirkansas will wear red trim only and the refs will get confused.

Son of Spam

They ain't calling shit against Kentucky.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

My wife asked this morning "what time do the games start today?". Had to make a trip to Fort Smith and these are the texts I get. 
"Baylor down at 1/2"
"UConn kicking Iona's ass"
"Purdue struggling"

I married well....

Son of Spam

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 17, 2023, 07:15 PMMy wife asked this morning "what time do the games start today?". Had to make a trip to Fort Smith and these are the texts I get.
"Baylor down at 1/2"
"UConn kicking Iona's ass"
"Purdue struggling"

I married well....

You got a keeper.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Mar 17, 2023, 03:13 PMJust got an email from YouTube tv that I've been selected to test the new multiview feature. It says on your tv app. I guess it doesn't work on a pc website view. Of course I could just open multiple windows.
Works great on the teevee.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa


Thin Red Swine

And promptly went back to sleep.


Sus-Scrofa

I don't see why they do anything besides give it to Hodor down low

Sus-Scrofa


Thin Red Swine

Purdue is really...pale.


And just got hosed on a foul call.

Barton Fink

Fuck the Big 10. Painter's teams choke every year. Overrated.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 17, 2023, 07:47 PMPurdue is really...pale.


And just got hosed on a foul call.


The one where Edey slapped the guy in the face?

Son of Spam

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Mar 17, 2023, 07:50 PMThe one where Edey slapped the guy in the face?
Or Lurch took the guys head off?
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Another get off my lawn moment, but the deal with these threes.

Purdue is 4-24.  Take half as many two point shots, maybe some of those point blank. Make half of those and you're in the same place. Extrapolate across more possessions, and you score probably 10-12 more points per game.

I will never get the "analytics."



Barton Fink


flash23

The big ten underperforms every single year in every sport.

buff2.0

I had Purdue as a second round loss because they've looked overrated all year.  I thought for sure though they'd get by Fairleigh Dickinson handily.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Zach Edey is waste of space.

I think I'd rather have Vanover.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 17, 2023, 06:48 PMThe games I have watched today, looked like hockey games. Muggings were taking place and no calls. So, I figure in our game tomorrow, every touch foul will be called.

They're starting in this Purdon't game.

Really touchy now.