Coaching Hot Seat and Searches

Started by animal, Mar 08, 2023, 07:47 PM

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buff2.0

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 30, 2025, 03:55 PMIt's like you don't even believe in the pecking order.

I'm just perpetually optimistic. Like an Arkansas fan saying "next year is our year to get back to the Cotton Liberty Bowl!" Or an Arkansas fan saying "next year is the year we get back to the Final Four!" Or an Arkansas fan saying "next year is the year we win the CWS!"

Maybe this year is the year we hire a coach before we're relegated to the rest of the conference's leftovers, especially since we got a head start.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

the guvnor fires woodward. they don't have a coach, an ad, or a school president. just let him coach the corndogs.

woodward is owed $6.8 million.

Borenutz

Quote from: vegashog on Oct 30, 2025, 07:52 PMthe guvnor fires woodward. they don't have a coach, an ad, or a school president. just let him coach the corndogs.

woodward is owed $6.8 million.

6.8 after the Jimbo deal is just laughable. But it couldn't happen to a better fan base

buff2.0

Sumrall getting stinkholed by Traylor
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 30, 2025, 08:01 PMSumrall getting stinkholed by Traylor

Great. Get ready to welcome Coach Sumrall to the Hill.

buff2.0

Sports world gonna be shocked at our $13 million/year offer.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

We may end up just drawing a name out of a hat.

Borenutz

I'm hoping none of these coaches let their schools off easy from their buyouts. I'm sure the agents won't have it though because they are probably double dipping into the buyout and new contract somehow.

BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 30, 2025, 09:27 PMSports world gonna be shocked at our $13 million/year offer.

And who are we offering that to?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Piggielicious

Quote from: vegashog on Oct 30, 2025, 07:52 PMthe guvnor fires woodward. they don't have a coach, an ad, or a school president. just let him coach the corndogs.

woodward is owed $6.8 million.
And yet they will still hire a better coach most likely

animal

Quote from: BASS on Oct 30, 2025, 10:38 PMAnd who are we offering that to?
whoever it is...we won't be competing with anyone else for him. You can bet on that.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Usafhawg

Quote from: BASS on Oct 30, 2025, 10:38 PMAnd who are we offering that to?

McDaniel after the Dolphins fire him.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 30, 2025, 09:49 PMWe may end up just drawing a name out of a hat.
And draw 6 & 7/8s. Our luck.
Well, shit...

Show-Me Hog


FNG

Now, hear me out fellas; this is out-of-the-box thinking. What if, I say what if, we had the right pieces to the puzzle all along but...they were in the wrong place!?!

We bring Sam back and place him at DC where he's a natural. We'll have to throw tons of cash at him but we need to bring John L Smith back as OC at any cost. There can be no other ST coordinator than Chad. The cherry on the top is the HC we've always known we needed...the incomparable Danny Nutt!

As the pièce de résistance, we can HY and bring back the One, the Only, Houston Dale Nutt. We'll be bringing home natty within two years!

Am I right or am I right? You. Are. Welcome.

Son of Spam

Quote from: FNG on Oct 31, 2025, 10:24 AMNow, hear me out fellas; this is out-of-the-box thinking. What if, I say what if, we had the right pieces to the puzzle all along but...they were in the wrong place!?!

We bring Sam back and place him at DC where he's a natural. We'll have to throw tons of cash at him but we need to bring John L Smith back as OC at any cost. There can be no other ST coordinator than Chad. The cherry on the top is the HC we've always known we needed...the incomparable Danny Nutt!

As the pièce de résistance, we can HY and bring back the One, the Only, Houston Dale Nutt. We'll be bringing home natty within two years!

Am I right or am I right? You. Are. Welcome.
Put the crack pipe down and step away.
Well, shit...

FNG

Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 31, 2025, 10:48 AMPut the crack pipe down and step away.
Coleridge had his opium, Poe his absinthe; every poet needs his muse.  ;D

HogOfWar

Quote from: FNG on Oct 31, 2025, 11:04 AMColeridge had his opium, Poe his absinthe; every poet needs his muse.  ;D
:maundoed:
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

vegashog

hold this pen until we tell you sign. some authority.