Coaching Hot Seat and Searches

[Piggielicious]

sCam Newton is lobbying for Auburn to hire Drink.  The carousel could really show us again where we stand in the college football world compared to Ole Miss and Missouri. 

There is nothing that makes the job attractive right now unless you are a coach looking to get fired early to supplement your retirement, or if you are Petrino looking for once last chance to prove yourself.

[RPL]

There is nothing that makes the job attractive right now unless you are a coach looking to get fired early to supplement your retirement, or if you are Petrino looking for once last chance to prove yourself.

Truth!

[BASS]

There is nothing that makes the job attractive right now unless you are a coach looking to get fired early to supplement your retirement, or if you are Petrino looking for once last chance to prove yourself.

money makes everything attractive

[Mazeppa Pompazoidi]

money makes everything attractive

She's worth $30-60 million dollars.  Does that work for you?

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[Piggielicious]

money makes everything attractive

And we apparently didn't have enough to beat out VA Tech for James Franklin if the rumors are true.

[Son of Spam]

She's worth $30-60 million dollars.  Does that work for you?

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Not enough money in the world....

[jdcatty]

Not enough money in the world....

exactly what I was thinking

[woodhog14]

And we apparently didn't have enough to beat out VA Tech for James Franklin if the rumors are true.

Not true.

[Pig Benis]

Not true.

You seem to bring some inside knowledge to the board occasionally. Any idea when we're naming Kane Wommack head coach?

[obijuana]

She's worth $30-60 million dollars.  Does that work for you?

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[Thin Red Swine]

There is nothing that makes the job attractive right now unless you are a coach looking to get fired early to supplement your retirement, or if you are Petrino looking for once last chance to prove yourself.

So, Gruden it is.

[Texzilla]

She's worth $30-60 million dollars.  Does that work for you?

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Everytime my wife sees Whoopi or Ted Danson or Mary Steenburgen, she makes a comment.  "Poor Mary Steenburgen. I bet she hates that he was fucking nastyass Whoopi for years!"  "No dick that went into fucking Whoopi would ever go in my mouth!"  "I bet that nasty whoopi cooter rotted Ted's dick off!" "I bet poor Mary makes Ted wear a rubber.  That shit don't go away!"

When we lived in Jackson MS wife and I went to a Jackson Generals game.  She and Ted were there as she was filming something.  She is 10x more repulsive in person than on TV.  I'm surprised they didn't put it on the scoreboard.  "Can you believe Ted Danson is fucking that?!"

[woodhog14]

You seem to bring some inside knowledge to the board occasionally. Any idea when we're naming Kane Wommack head coach?

I have no idea who the coach will be. The few people I know that give me info sometimes said they don't even know.

[Hognrock]

I have no idea who the coach will be. The few people I know that give me info sometimes said they don't even know.

Damn slacker 

[buff2.0]

Penn State beat reporter says Penn State wants DeBoer

https://tdalabamamag.com/2025/11/20/kalen-deboer-named-a-top-target-for-big-ten-job-opening/

[Texzilla]

There is a big rumor that Sark is out for cause at Texas due to him and his wife being swingers, which turned into revenge fucking while they were split and causing issues when they got back together.  His wife is named L'Oreal like the shampoo. 

The primary issue seems to be her favorite partners have been tsip players.  And his have been a woman in the athletic dept, and some player/ ex player sisters and moms.  And that he started drinking again during their separation. 

A Bama buddy says the DeBoer to pedo is a real thing and he is hoping it's real.  If tide and horns enter the coaching search it's going to get really nuts. 

[animal]

There is a big rumor that Sark is out for cause at Texas due to him and his wife being swingers, which turned into revenge fucking while they were split and causing issues when they got back together.  His wife is named L'Oreal like the shampoo. 

The primary issue seems to be her favorite partners have been tsip players.  And his have been a woman in the athletic dept, and some player/ ex player sisters and moms.  And that he started drinking again during their separation. 

A Bama buddy says the DeBoer to pedo is a real thing and he is hoping it's real.  If tide and horns enter the coaching search it's going to get really nuts. 

How many times is Texas gonna get away with the domestic reason to get rid of a coach? 

[Barton Fink]

Gotta think Kiffen to Bama if that happens.

[RPL]

There is a big rumor that Sark is out for cause at Texas due to him and his wife being swingers, which turned into revenge fucking while they were split and causing issues when they got back together.  His wife is named L'Oreal like the shampoo. 

The primary issue seems to be her favorite partners have been tsip players.  And his have been a woman in the athletic dept, and some player/ ex player sisters and moms.  And that he started drinking again during their separation. 

A Bama buddy says the DeBoer to pedo is a real thing and he is hoping it's real.  If tide and horns enter the coaching search it's going to get really nuts. 

There is a lot of talk...

Sark had to address it.

Where there's smoke...

[buff2.0]

There's also the bit where Sark's wife's kid ain't his kid.  Allegedly, as if anyone would know.