Coaching Hot Seat and Searches

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Vito Porkleone

Quote from: Cornhogio on Dec 11, 2025, 07:44 AMI saw this morning that he pleaded insanity, because he's crazy about that shit.
Nice Cheech & Chong reference!

Cornhogio

Quote from: Vito Porkleone on Dec 11, 2025, 02:33 PMNice Cheech & Chong reference!

Thank you!  First time I heard it was on an 8 track tape.  :)
Never squat with your spurs on!

Spiderham

Oak Grove in the house.

Barton Fink


Doc Hogaday

Are we sure Moore didn't grope that staffer too?
Pants ironed and back for more

Cornhogio

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Dec 11, 2025, 05:08 PMAre we sure Moore didn't grope that staffer too?

Motorboatin'!
Never squat with your spurs on!

HogglyWoggly


Texzilla

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Dec 11, 2025, 03:19 AMYikes I guess Michigan now joins the coaching carousel. That guy is done for good and will never coach again. Hope it was worth it. I guess his wife and kids will be set up nicely

A $30 plus million piece of ass.  Plus he's going to likely be going to state pen for a while for attacking the girlfriend with a knife.  I hope he serves serious time. 

buff2.0

That girl's box must have gripped tighter than a gorilla hanging on to the last banana
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

FNG

Quote from: buff2.0 on Dec 11, 2025, 07:46 PMThat girl's box must have gripped tighter than a gorilla hanging on to the last banana
The first time, maybe. By now that thang's sporting more cubic inches than a '69 Barracuda.


DrMongoose

Listening to Andy and Ari (on3) today - it seems there were rumors about Moore back in the summer and apparently a lot of suspicions in Ann Arbor about this.

Now the questions are did the AD know and when did he know and when did the investigation begin?

If the AD gets canned who is hiring the next coach and what next coach is going to take the job not knowing who the AD is gonna be?
Of course it is Michigan (a destination job)and they have a ton of money so that may not matter anyway. 

Since they fired him for cause at no cost instead of $15-18 million it will be cheaper to pay the new coach's current buyout while upgrading to a potentially better coach.

It will cost $10m to get Jed Fisch from Washington ( former um oc).
Clark Lea or PJ Fleck? Drink?

Timing is everything. One week earlier they probably get matt Campbell.

Interesting how a lot of the national media where all bend out of shape when Sam was canned but not one time did any of them ever mention his name as possible candidate for any job.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: DrMongoose on Dec 11, 2025, 10:22 PMInteresting how a lot of the national media where all bend out of shape when Sam was canned

Were they? I remember the predominant reaction being silence/ignoring, with a little bit of "sounds right" thrown in.

Usafhawg

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Dec 11, 2025, 10:50 PMWere they? I remember the predominant reaction being silence/ignoring, with a little bit of "sounds right" thrown in.

This. What national media was bent out of shape?

Texzilla

Quote from: Usafhawg on Dec 12, 2025, 06:34 AMThis. What national media was bent out of shape?

The folks on SECN were vocal about supporting Sam as he circled the drain.  Finebaum was not but their other analysts were upset he was fired, especially fucking Marty and McGee, especially the bmfp part.  Ryan McGee is as dumb as booger McFarland.  He was crying he hated imagining an SEC without Sam Pittman.  Not a fucking one of them ever mentioned him again with all these openings though. 

RPL

Quote from: DrMongoose on Dec 11, 2025, 10:22 PMListening to Andy and Ari (on3) today - it seems there were rumors about Moore back in the summer and apparently a lot of suspicions in Ann Arbor about this.

Now the questions are did the AD know and when did he know and when did the investigation begin?

If the AD gets canned who is hiring the next coach and what next coach is going to take the job not knowing who the AD is gonna be?
Of course it is Michigan (a destination job)and they have a ton of money so that may not matter anyway. 

Since they fired him for cause at no cost instead of $15-18 million it will be cheaper to pay the new coach's current buyout while upgrading to a potentially better coach.

It will cost $10m to get Jed Fisch from Washington ( former um oc).
Clark Lea or PJ Fleck? Drink?

Timing is everything. One week earlier they probably get matt Campbell.

Interesting how a lot of the national media where all bend out of shape when Sam was canned but not one time did any of them ever mention his name as possible candidate for any job.

Please, 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus lying in a manger, let Michigan go after DoBoer and Alabama go after Kiffen. This would be such a good thing to do.

Amen.

BASS

Quote from: RPL on Dec 12, 2025, 02:56 PMPlease, 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus lying in a manger, let Michigan go after DoBoer and Alabama go after Kiffen. This would be such a good thing to do.

Amen.

it would be glorious
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

vegashog

kyle whittingham stepping down after their bowl game.

RPL

Quote from: vegashog on Dec 12, 2025, 03:27 PMkyle whittingham stepping down after their bowl game.

He's scared of the Hogs!

How long will the Whittingham run?!

bigpig

Quote from: RPL on Dec 12, 2025, 03:28 PMHe's scared of the Hogs!

How long will the Whittingham run?!

Let's hope they hire Chad, at least till we're done playing them
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