Coaching Hot Seat and Searches

Started by animal, Mar 08, 2023, 07:47 PM

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DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Show-Me Hog


hit_that_line


Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 26, 2023, 04:54 AMBuzz Aldrin.

Buzz Lightyear.

Both likely better head football coaches than Sam Tittman.

animal

Quote from: TC on Nov 26, 2023, 12:32 AMWe really are the Walmart of the football world.

No sir we are the Family Dollar/Dollar Store combo of the SEC.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

animal

Stoops may know he can just sit back and win his 7 or 8 games a year for the next 7 or 8 years and Kentucky will be just fine with that because they know their place.

Still that would have been interesting seeing him with A&M talent. I think these decisions become easier if/when we know how the divisions shake out or just go away.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

#646
Now texags has a rumor that Kyle Whittingham is next on Bjork's list.  They had dreams of Urban, or Ryan Day, or even Dabo, and the morning begins with news that Stoops turned them down.  This is great.  Think I'm going to make an account there to suggest they hire Sumlin back at 60% of what they had Jimbo for (shit, did I already use that one). 

Meanwhile, players want their interim to become the head coach.  That's always worked out well for us. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Robbed from someone over on Reddit...


You boys will never believe who Mark Stoops agent is...

Stats I've seen:
Sam Pittman has a SEC winning percentage of 33%. Mark Stoops... 38%

Stoops has 2 wins over teams with a winning record in the SEC in 11 years
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

mde114

Quote from: animal on Nov 26, 2023, 06:50 AMNo sir we are the Family Dollar/Dollar Store combo of the SEC.

Dollar General.

The one with one employee that's usually standing out in front of the store smoking Marlboro Reds and store inventory is still in boxes stacked in the aisles.

animal

Does anybody see any realistic possibility of a program that is struggling out there that needs some people helping that Sam Pittman can provide and get him some financial security that he needs and deserves and also gets him out of our hair
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

Everyone loves to say he's a great fit for us, but they wouldn't dare hire him for themselves.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 26, 2023, 09:04 AMEveryone loves to say he's a great fit for us, but they wouldn't dare hire him for themselves.
I mean I know he's coming off four and eight season but he's a well regarded coach surely someone out there loves him too. Or at least that's what Jimmy Sexton's probably telling everybody
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

Quote from: animal on Nov 26, 2023, 09:12 AMI mean I know he's coming off four and eight season but he's a well regarded coach surely someone out there loves him too. Or at least that's what Jimmy Sexton's probably telling everybody

and we'll throw in a slightly used infrequently turned up jukebox
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: egregious on Nov 26, 2023, 10:12 AMand we'll throw in a slightly used infrequently turned up jukebox

And a dust covered bowling ball named Larry.

vegashog

dana holgorsen canned.

the guy seems to get a lot of hype but 2 double digit win seasons in 12 years is kind of meh.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 26, 2023, 12:07 PMdana holgorsen canned.

the guy seems to get a lot of hype but 2 double digit win seasons in 12 years is kind of meh.

Sam Pittman would be a great fit...wherever Holgorsen was these days.

The Whyte Boar

Houston is paying $15 million to fire Holgerson and Indiana is paying $20 million to fire its coach. 

animal

#658
Indiana would be a perfect landing spot for Samuel Pittman...do they have lakes in Indiana?


https://x.com/FootballScoop/status/1728833117589561742?s=20

Yes I meant El Paso of course. Give him a 10 year contract...he's going to get you to the Liberty bowl.

New Mexico parts ways with their head coach too. Things are booming
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: animal on Nov 26, 2023, 12:15 PMIndiana would be a perfect landing spot for Samuel Pittman...do they have lakes in Indiana?


https://x.com/FootballScoop/status/1728833117589561742?s=20

Yes I meant El Paso of course. Give him a 10 year contract...he's going to get you to the Liberty bowl.

Indiana has low expectations and a similar obesity prevalence.