2023 Game7 - Hogs vs Alabama loss prediction thread

Started by bigpig, Oct 11, 2023, 09:57 AM

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egregious

we 14
they 39

If anybody ever feels the need to point out how gullible I am, I believed the hype.
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buff2.0

Quote from: HarrisonHog on Oct 12, 2023, 08:48 AMHogs  2
Tide  31 

Punt returner fumbles and recovers at the 1, center snaps it over Milroe's head, both players get ritually sacrificed by Saban, and they outscore us 31-0 for the rest of the game?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Score predictions are so boring.  Let's do sacks against us.  I'm gonna set the over/under at 9.

Son of Spam

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Oct 12, 2023, 08:59 AMScore predictions are so boring.  Let's do sacks against us.  I'm gonna set the over/under at 9.
Or first offensive play call. Mine, as usual, is a handoff to Sanders for no gain. And that is usually what happens.
Well, shit...

HogOfWar

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Oct 12, 2023, 08:59 AMScore predictions are so boring.  Let's do sacks against us.  I'm gonna set the over/under at 9.

How about when and where, we try for fourth and 1 in shotgun formation?

1st quarter, down 14-0, from our own 45.

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BASS

Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 12, 2023, 09:06 AMOr first offensive play call. Mine, as usual, is a handoff to Sanders for no gain. And that is usually what happens.

Enos will change it up this week.

Play action to Sanders, then kj gets sacked before he can move in the pocket.
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

There were at least two instances where an Ole Miss defender had to stop and wait for the option to play out before he knew who to tackle for the loss.  I can't wait to see what our plan is to stop Alabama from doing the same thing.

I like KJ but I am baffled at how he either can't see that pressure coming and check into an alternate play or he just isn't allowed to.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

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This would really help the Hogs out
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Texzilla

If we're guessing sacks, I'm going with 17. I believe the alluded to o line shuffle will include bringing out some members of the marching band to block. 

I'm putting the over/under on questionable coaching decisions at 34.  I'm taking the over. 


mde114

I seriously believe Alabama will get double digits in sacks.


buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Arkansas 87,

Oh wait. Not total yards. 


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Guardrail

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 12, 2023, 09:24 PMArkansas 87,

Oh wait. Not total yards. 


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"You like to have an Arkansas on your schedule"
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Speaking of Saban, his weekend "Arkansas preview" press conference sounded like he reviewed 2021 tape, or maybe was spouting generic things without reviewing anything at all. We're well coached.  We're running the ball well.  We have great backs.  There was more but I've forgotten now – but the whole thing sounded nothing like the 2023 Arkansas Razorbacks.  It wasn't just Lou Holtz coachspeak because it didn't even faintly resemble us.