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Started by animal, Mar 09, 2023, 04:43 PM

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buff2.0

He still needs to get one year in with the Vikings
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

That Jets Superbowl run will just have to wait another year. The talking heads are already clamoring for Brady to come in and save the day.

Other people offering speculation Kyler Murray could be a trade piece.

I think they'll stick with Wilson and see about getting a veteran QB signed as a backup. Hey Brandon Allen is out there ...
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.


buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Usafhawg

This is great!!

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Spiderham

Aaron Rodgers 2023 NFL Highlight Montage:
https://youtu.be/vZn_Zcd8wZY
Oak Grove in the house.

Vito Porkleone

I love the Rich Eisen show, which has some absolute gems pretty much on a daily basis.  This clip had me rolling.


Spiderham

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/experts-believe-aaron-rodgers-ankle-injury-a-result-of-being-unvaccinated

Experts Believe Aaron Rodgers Ankle Injury A Result Of Being Unvaccinated

NEW YORK, NY — After the devastating reports came out that star New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers had suffered what is suspected to be a season-ending injury to his Achilles tendon, experts immediately expressed belief that the injury was a result of Rodgers being unvaccinated.

"Taking the vaccine would have likely prevented this," said Dr. Arthur MacArthur, a sports physician who has never treated Rodgers. "Research that we just came up with a few moments ago indicates there is a new COVID-19 variant that specifically attacks tendons and ligaments, particularly in the ankle. So Aaron Rodgers, due to his unvaccinated state, clearly came down with a sudden case of what we are referring to, as of right now, 'COVID ankle.'"

The excitement around the Jets had grown to a fevered pitch this offseason after the team acquired Rodgers, a Super Bowl winner and 4-time MVP, from Green Bay. The Jets made the move against the advice of members of the scientific community, who argued Rodgers's mere unvaccinated presence would likely result in the death of the entire team. "He has not been vaccinated against the virus everyone has received protection from," said one concerned scientist. "This obviously puts the protected people at severe risk from the person who isn't protected. It's science."

At publishing time, the Jets vowed to press onward, despite the setback. "We lost the guy who gave us any realistic chance of having a great season," said Head Coach Robert Saleh. "But at least we won't have to spend all day, every day around someone who dares to be unvaccinated."
Oak Grove in the house.

Doc Hogaday

Pants ironed and back for more

Hogworth Ballington III

#230
Yeah, but he's still a millionaire with a college degree, loads of opportunities, and only 25. I think he'll be ok.

Edit: after looking it up, I guess he didn't actually graduate. I didn't think it was possible to spend 6 years playing football and not come away with some kind of degree. Don't they have to meet standards showing they are on time to graduate? He is the real life Van Wilder/Blutarsky.

Sus-Scrofa

Amazon pregame is terrible 

animal

The funniest thing I heard all week well two actually.

1. Kaep's agents calling the Jets telling them he's ready and willing

2. Talking heads suggesting the Jets trade for Kurt Cousins, claiming he could get them to the Super Bowl.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: animal on Sep 14, 2023, 06:29 PMThe funniest thing I heard all week well two actually.

1. Kaep's agents calling the Jets telling them he's ready and willing

2. Talking heads suggesting the Jets trade for Kurt Cousins, claiming he could get them to the Super Bowl.



The Amazon people all said a few minutes ago that the Vikings' season is toast and they should trade Cousins to the Jets so that the Jets can win the Super Bowl.

It would be a very Vikings thing to happen if that happened.

Sus-Scrofa

This game is pitiful so far

egregious

Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 14, 2023, 01:16 PMYeah, but he's still a millionaire with a college degree, loads of opportunities, and only 25. I think he'll be ok.

Edit: after looking it up, I guess he didn't actually graduate. I didn't think it was possible to spend 6 years playing football and not come away with some kind of degree. Don't they have to meet standards showing they are on time to graduate? He is the real life Van Wilder/Blutarsky.

We don't call it U(sic)GA for nothing.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Texzilla

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 14, 2023, 06:38 PMThe Amazon people all said a few minutes ago that the Vikings' season is toast and they should trade Cousins to the Jets so that the Jets can win the Super Bowl.

It would be a very Vikings thing to happen if that happened.

He's on a one year deal.  It appears bt cheap and they're $37.5 down to Rodgers plus who gets traded to minn?

Jets need a someone better than this dude.  I'd try to get Minshew and jameis winston probably. 


Son of Spam

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Well, shit...

Son of Spam

So... Aaron Rodgers only got to see 4 plays. 🏈
Sad, but then,that's 3 more than Lincoln.
Well, shit...

Texzilla

Rodgers had a qb rating of 39 with his four plays.  Daniel Jones had an 8.