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Started by animal, Mar 09, 2023, 04:43 PM

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SnowManSlayer

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SnowManSlayer

Quote from: animal on Oct 30, 2023, 04:58 PMI feel like the Chiefs have been fools gold most of the season. Defenses are beginning to adjust to them, the running game seems weak and both offensive tackles are garbage...WRs are very average at best. This was also the case last season and they still won the natty so there's that.

Sean Payton did the one thing that can help negate Patrick Mahomes...keep him off the field. Don't get into a shooting contest with him.




Texzilla

Quote from: Guardrail on Oct 31, 2023, 08:09 AMThere's a lot to unpack here! I need to hit the googles. Great rant. 

Watch quarterbacks on Netflix to see Mahomes just getting henpecked by his horrible harpy high school girlfriend wife.  On google You'll also see her awful constant defense of her fucktard sex offender bro in law.  You know she is loving being in the box with Taylor except no one shows her anymore so that's gotta piss her off. 

Lurk

Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 31, 2023, 09:24 AMWatch quarterbacks on Netflix to see Mahomes just getting henpecked by his horrible harpy high school girlfriend wife.  On google You'll also see her awful constant defense of her fucktard sex offender bro in law.  You know she is loving being in the box with Taylor except no one shows her anymore so that's gotta piss her off. 
Awesome update. I can mess with my wife using this info. She's all into the whole Taylor thing.

Synopsis of the Arian(I know) bros thing?
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

DrMongoose

Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 30, 2023, 10:29 AMChiefs looked like shit.  Mahomes flu.  Fumbles.  Stupid special teams.  Bad coaching decisions. 

It's just symptoms of worse disease.  Reid is probably paying a fortune to the capo of Aryan Nations to protect his drug addict fucked up son.  Kelce too busy banging Taylor and shooting commercials.  Mahomes hearing his insufferable wife whine about Taylor taking her spotlight away, complain about the granite in the huge fucking mansion she's building with his money, and gripe that no one understands his shitty brother.  And Jackson keeps crashing the party.  It's going to get worse.

yup. Things have come too easy for Mahomes results wise and at some point the game humbles you.

climbing the mountain and staying on top are two separate things and they are finding that staying there requires a lot and like a lot of teams they are becoming victims of their own sucess - Kelce being overexposed, Mahomes magic starting to slip, the Chris Jones saga, the lack of a running game and Andy trying to be too cute with his play calling, everyone wanted to get paid, etc.

still, hard to complain too much after wandering in the wilderness for the vast majority of my lifetime  - last year's title was an unexpected gift but still does mean as much or is as cherished as the SuperBowl 54 title. Mahomes is the first QB in team history we have drafted that has worked out and kind of amazing it took this long for the drama to begin.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Texzilla

Mahomes seems to be the one maintaining his drive and focus thru all this while the rest of the team goes nuts. Mahomes has a shit o line and few weapons other than Kelce who seems to be everywhere now. (He's doing those Pfizer vax commercials so maybe he's been anointed by the Illuminati.  He doesn't talk like a rapper anymore) Reid appears early stage dementia.  And between Taylor Swift, Jackson assaulting women and fans, Reid's fucktard son, and pats crazy wife and mom it's a fickibg mess.

Texzilla

Raiders clean house at 1am firing Josh McDaniels and the GM.  Each has almost fours years left of big contracts. Garapollo benched by new interim hc who has 1.5 years of nfl experience.  What a fuckibg mess.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Texzilla on Oct 31, 2023, 09:24 AMWatch quarterbacks on Netflix to see Mahomes just getting henpecked by his horrible harpy high school girlfriend wife.  On google You'll also see her awful constant defense of her fucktard sex offender bro in law.  You know she is loving being in the box with Taylor except no one shows her anymore so that's gotta piss her off. 
she is awful and she doesn't know when to shut up. Also she looks like poor white trash that came into money. Maybe Taylor can help her find a stylist cause she looks ridiculous
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

She is an awful cunt.  She doesn't look like poor white trash that came into money. She is poor white trash that came into money.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 01, 2023, 06:13 PMShe is an awful cunt.  She doesn't look like poor white trash that came into money. She is poor white trash that came into money.
she is poor white trash that still looks like poor white trash. She had pigtails at the last game like wtf
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

animal

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 01, 2023, 06:13 PMShe is an awful cunt.  She doesn't look like poor white trash that came into money. She is poor white trash that came into money.
That's no way to talk about Josh McDaniels. He's a really good OC...just ask him.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: animal on Nov 01, 2023, 07:16 PMThat's no way to talk about Josh McDaniels. He's a really good OC...just ask him.

you know what's fucking crazy...Josh McDaniels is only 47 years old. He looks like shit
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Pig Benis

Burks just got carted off in a neck brace. He was able to give the  :thumb_up: though.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Thin Red Swine

It didn't look that bad but the way he rolled was odd. Maybe a stinger. 

pigtacular

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 02, 2023, 10:23 PMIt didn't look that bad but the way he rolled was odd. Maybe a stinger. 

His noggin bounced off the turf.
The very pants I was returning.

Texzilla

Trelon left on a spine board but report from hospital he has full motion in extremities. 

Show-Me Hog

The Stillers aren't a good football team and have won 5 games.

They're like the Bizarro Hogs. Look like shit and find a way to win the close ones, instead of look like shit and find a way to lose the close ones.

Usafhawg

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 03, 2023, 07:13 AMThe Stillers aren't a good football team and have won 5 games.

They're like the Bizarro Hogs. Look like shit and find a way to win the close ones, instead of look like shit and find a way to lose the close ones.

Still trying to figure out how the Ravens lost to them. Crazy

Usafhawg

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 02, 2023, 11:52 PMTrelon left on a spine board but report from hospital he has full motion in extremities. 

I read this morning he didn't go to the hospital. They evaluated him in the training room. He walked to the team bus as they were leaving and left with the team.