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Texzilla

Kennedy and S&c coaches need to be fired tonight.  Bobby likes speed and stamina.  Those two fat fucks neeed to leave. 

animal

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 30, 2023, 10:34 PMKennedy and S&c coaches need to be fired tonight.  Bobby likes speed and stamina.  Those two fat fucks neeed to leave. 
I thought the new S&C coach was some skinny dude with the wife that likes to mouth off on twitter? I doubt they fire him after one season.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

passed

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 30, 2023, 10:34 PMKennedy and S&c coaches need to be fired tonight.  Bobby likes speed and stamina.  Those two fat fucks neeed to leave. 

While I don't disagree with your sentiment... the Sowders is not a fat fuck.

DirkPiggler

#83
Mississippi State is about to steal Kennedy away from us, per Football Scoop. 

I assume this is similar to how Ole Miss stole Hootie away from us.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Dec 01, 2023, 07:57 AMMississippi State is about to steal Kennedy away from us, per Football Scoop. 

I assume this is similar to how Ole Miss stool Hootie away from us.

Oh.  Oh, no, please have mercy. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Sanders should stay.  Maybe talk to Broderick Green.  BP seemed to have an affinity for big backs who are slow and go down at the first sign of contact his first time around here.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Dec 01, 2023, 07:57 AMOle Miss stool Hootie away from us.

This is the best Swahili style typo ever.

That piece of shit.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Dec 01, 2023, 08:11 AMThis is the best Swahili style typo ever.

That piece of shit.

Changed it, but I agree it works.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

animal

Sam can be the OL coach in addition to his other duties of smiling when the camera is on.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Dec 01, 2023, 08:09 AMSanders should stay.  Maybe talk to Broderick Green.  BP seemed to have an affinity for big backs who are slow and go down at the first sign of contact his first time around here.

Bobby probably could persuade him to trim down and be his Knile Davis.  He was a good back before he went XXL.

Show-Me Hog

lol. I think a far-gone conclusion would be the opposite of a foregone conclusion, so I guess Will Rogers is not going to Kentucky.
 

Most around Starkville seem to believe that Rogers to Kentucky playing under Mark Stoops and offensive coordinator Liam Coen seems like a far-gone conclusion, per Matt Jones of KY Sports Radio.

Hogworth Ballington III

Seems like hiring sports journalists must be akin to scraping the bottom of a bargain bin. At a Dollar General.

Keyser Soooie

Cam Little to the NFL Draft.

Hogfan58

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Dec 01, 2023, 12:14 PMCam Little to the NFL Draft.

Better than going to OU. Good luck to him, hell of a kicker
I need help and I know it.

Texzilla

Do we still take recruits and portal potentials to the fucking Catfish Hole?  Were talking 6 figure nil agreements with prospects with fucking TulsaHawg lurking around.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Texzilla on Dec 01, 2023, 01:30 PMDo we still take recruits and portal potentials to the fucking Catfish Hole?  Were talking 6 figure nil agreements with prospects with fucking TulsaHawg lurking around.

Free catfish leftovers is an essential part of all our NIL deals.

vegashog

read on a couple of boards not named nobville that sategna could be on his way out.

Hogworth Ballington III

Quote from: vegashog on Dec 01, 2023, 02:40 PMread on a couple of boards not named nobville that sategna could be on his way out.

Somebody needs to sit him down with a Joe Adams' highlight reel.

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Dec 01, 2023, 03:11 PMSomebody needs to sit him down with a Joe Adams' highlight reel.

Yeah, Sategna is perfect for Petrino's system.

Spiderham

Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Dec 01, 2023, 03:11 PMSomebody needs to sit him down with a Joe Adams' highlight reel.
Or show him Jarius Wright's college and pro stats. He reminds me more of him than Adams. 
Oak Grove in the house.