The Search for Calipari Thread

Started by Barton Fink, Mar 31, 2024, 04:14 PM

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WaywardMemphian

I just want him to say he'd crawl to coach at Arkansas

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25


Barton Fink

Wanna laugh? I was watching part of the field of 68 show earlier. The talk was who would Arkansas would turn to after Beard and Tang. Goodman was all Jans or McMillan yada yada. He at least was saying we were the 2nd best program in the SEC. Rest of the cast disagreed. Randolph Childress chimes and says we may have to hire an assistant because no P5 coach would want to leave for our job. Fuck off

Piggielicious

After this, I expect nothing less than urban Meyer to replace Sam Pittman.

Show-Me Hog

Maybe we can field a team next year, after all. Next step: players.

razor5396

8 million. Damn, maybe we are finally ready to compete with the big boys. That would make us the second highest paying basketball coaching gig in the country.

AporkalypseNow

DFW media and everyone else in America picking up the story.

Fuck yeah.

All apologies to Mr Yurachek.  Well played, ser.

AporkalypseNow

We needed a massive hire to keep current plans for a BWA renovation/upgrade.

Other than maybe Beard, nobody else would get that done.  Cal will.

That accounts for at least some of the salary.  I'm sure Tyson went all in as well.

Too Big Pig

"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

DrMongoose

I expect Hunter to wear a tyson chicken outfit for the rest of his tenure.

https://x.com/GoodmanHoops/status/1777176924210765850
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Ray Zorback

irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

hit_that_line

I'm donating $6,969 to the edge collective

vegashog

some of you can continue to hate on yurchek, but regardless of how it came about, the university of arkansas just sent chaos into the college basketball world.

buff2.0

Guess I'll be hitting up the Walmart chicken freezer in the morning.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pigsmoke

1st real gangster move ever.
Kentucky was ready to get rid of him...don't know if they wanted him gone to poor little old Arky.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

hit_that_line

Quote from: buff2.0 on Apr 07, 2024, 10:31 PMGuess I'll be hitting up the Walmart chicken freezer in the morning.
Southern style breaded tenders.

AporkalypseNow

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