WNBA

Started by Trigger7672, Jun 05, 2024, 09:01 AM

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Son of Spam

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Jul 29, 2025, 03:16 PMDon't you ingrates understand...y'all out here making $1400 in a week. Angel Reese is making $1400 in 7 days.
Can we just call her Sid the sloth?
Well, shit...

HogOfWar

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Jul 29, 2025, 03:16 PMDon't you ingrates understand...y'all out here making $1400 in a week. Angel Reese is making $1400 in 7 days.

Or 7 nights.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Lurk

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Jul 28, 2025, 11:39 PMEven worse, the stopped the game for additional time to kick out a fan for making fun of the player for having said wig...
Damn, they kicked out 1% of the fans?
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

buff2.0

Quote from: Lurk on Jul 29, 2025, 04:22 PMDamn, they kicked out 1% of the fans?

It was all of Section E
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Somebody threw a giant florescent dildo ok the court tonight in Golden State.  Weaves and dildos, oh my!

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

What was funny was that nobody would pick it up.  Then a fat black female security guard waddled over and had this look like, "What, it's a dick."  Then she casually picked it up and carried it off the floor all the way across the court.

DrMongoose

I can't believe a team has not had a wig or dildo giveaway night. Seems very appropriate for their audience.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BASS

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jul 31, 2025, 04:05 PMI can't believe a team has not had a wig or dildo giveaway night. Seems very appropriate for their audience.

Wigs and dildos night double feature. You can't beat that.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Third_down_draw

Quote from: BASS on Jul 31, 2025, 04:06 PMWigs and dildos night double feature. You can't beat that.

Wigs and double dildos night would be more fitting for that crowd

DrMongoose

Survey:

Name a WNBA player other than Caitlin Clark?
Uh.....

What color was the....?

GREEN!
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Cornhogio

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Jul 31, 2025, 04:12 PMWigs and double dildos night would be more fitting for that crowd

I almost asked AI to draw me a dildo with a wig on it.   :D
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25


Thin Red Swine


SwahiliSteve

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jul 31, 2025, 04:23 PMSurvey:

Name a WNBA player other than Caitlin Clark?
Uh.....

What color was the....?

GREEN!
brittney grinder but I'm pretty sure she's a man with a dick trying to play as a female
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis


buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.