Arkansas vs Alabama Birmingham

[Papa Pigeritus]

Lotta teams wish they were 2-1, Chuck.

[razor5396]

Hopefully the Walmart and Tyson logos on the field are worth ponying up for a winning coach next year.

[buff2.0]

Lotta teams wish they were 2-1, Chuck.

Y'all woulda paid that Cornrows guy twice as much and he'd have you 0-3.

[Feral]

The team wasn't ready to play.  I can't imagine Sam Pittman being able to get a team motivated.

When he talks its like Andy Griffith and Fatty McGee had a baby and it grew up to be a drunk.

I listened to Geno's radio spot with Pittman at halftime as he was headed to the locker room. Pittman's stupid ass said verbatim "we should be drubbing these guys."

BASED ON WHAT?

They ran it down our throats their first drive, then we threw a pick, they scored another TD later, after bumble fucking around it was 17-3. Who in their right mind would watch that first half and say "man we should be kicking these guys' asses."

That right there tells me he absolutely overlooks teams and was already in Auburn mode. Fucking loser.

[bigpig]

Y'all woulda paid that Cornrows guy twice as much and he'd have you 0-3.

We would've fired him last year.

Pittman is delaying our next rebuild!

[Feral]

I can't believe we are in a fucking nail biter with fucking UAB.

And beating our fucking chests about clinging to a 10 point lead over a 1-1 AAC team.

This program has sunk to depths I didn't know were possible.

[HogOfWar]

Good grief, they suck at tackling.

[Show-Me Hog]

We did the goddam helmet thing again.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON.

[Feral]

Pittman is going to crow about how "this week we finished the game!" like it's some great thing to squeak out a win vs UAB a week after farting away a win vs OK St.

You're right, and that's what losers do.

[buff2.0]

Take knees and sulk to the locker room. 

UAB had a TD pass there and just Arkansas'd it

[Sus-Scrofa]

I'm not convinced we did anything wrong either time.

They need another chin strap.

[Feral]

Lotta teams wish they were 2-1, Chuck.

[Texzilla]

Green likes to lead with his fucking head.  He's gonna Tua hisself in the sec.  Maybe he's been giving himself concussions adding to his stupidity factors.

[hit_that_line]

We did the goddam helmet thing again.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON.

Never grabbed the facemask. Helmets not secure.

[Snorts]

The lack of effort is troubling.

[Spiderham]

As good as I felt about this team after a loss last week, I feel that bad about this team about the win this week. 

[Texzilla]

Here it comes..."UAB is a good football team!  We knew they'd be trouble going in!  Glad these kids fought back!  We won the game!"

[Texzilla]

Sorey went over to talk to Dilfer. Coach didn't look like he cared what he had to say.

[Texzilla]

And now flipping to a real team that's playing great football.  I'm amazed that he's pulled it off but Sarkisian has built a well oiled machine.  I'm able to dismiss my hate to admire great football.  There was a time in my life when we both were dominant competitive football teams.  Dont think I'll see that again. 

[passed]

We might be looking at yet another 0-fer conference season. 

Might?  I feel sure it's a certainty.