2024 PGA Championship

Started by mr.zorak, May 16, 2024, 02:31 PM

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Thin Red Swine

Dude should've quit when he was behind. 

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DRYANKNPULL


Thin Red Swine

Yeah, I think his pants were damaged beyond repair because they were on fire. 

Hizog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 29, 2024, 10:10 PMYeah, I think his pants were damaged beyond repair because they were on fire. 

 :maundoed:

Thin Red Swine

New body cam footage and photos have been released.

Warning...one of these photos depicts the gruesome injury suffered by that heroic arresting officer.

https://x.com/bryanagraham/status/1799153833857187864?s=46&t=kisRHQ-BH2YlHJQ0hr0_Kg

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Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jun 08, 2024, 10:31 AMNew body cam footage and photos have been released.

Warning...one of these photos depicts the gruesome injury suffered by that heroic arresting officer.

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I have had more damage than that scratching a mosquito bite.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

The wrist. Someone stop me if you're feeling nauseous.

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Thin Red Swine

And sadly, the shredded pants. May they rest in peace.

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Pighair

Is there a way for you to post those pictures with a graphic warning. What if a child had been looking over my shoulders as I viewed those gory, gruesome photos. You heartless thoughtless bastard.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Pighair on Jun 08, 2024, 10:51 AMIs there a way for you to post those pictures with a graphic warning. What if a child had been looking over my shoulders as I viewed those gory, gruesome photos. You heartless thoughtless bastard.


I did put a warning on the first one, but you're right, I should've carefully labeled each one.

Good thing the Woopig Psychologist is on emergency call this weekend.

Lurk

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jun 08, 2024, 11:36 AMI did put a warning on the first one, but you're right, I should've carefully labeled each one.

Good thing the Woopig Psychologist is on emergency call this weekend.
It will be a long slow recovery for both myself and the poor cop. Ts and Ps for him.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Son of Spam

Common sense:

Never step out in front of a moving vehicle to make it stop.

Never grab hold of a moving vehicle thinking your strength will stop it.

If you do grab a moving vehicle, don't slid on your ass trying to be the brake.
Well, shit...

DrMongoose

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jun 08, 2024, 01:12 PMCommon sense:

Never step out in front of a moving vehicle to make it stop.

Never grab hold of a moving vehicle thinking your strength will stop it.

If you do grab a moving vehicle, don't slid on your ass trying to be the brake.

You might need to teach a class at the Louisville police academy
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jun 08, 2024, 11:36 AMI did put a warning on the first one, but you're right, I should've carefully labeled each one.

Good thing the Woopig Psychologist is on emergency call this weekend.

Posts like yours are why Woopig.net was blocked as harmful on Windstream internet. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jun 08, 2024, 06:58 PMPosts like yours are why Woopig.net was blocked as harmful on Windstream internet. 

Clearly I can't apologize enough. At least I didn't use any incorrect pronouns.






Well, I'm not really not sure about that. I just tonight learned about furry identifying beings. Something about a fursona.


SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 29, 2024, 09:31 PMDude should've quit when he was behind. 

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im baffled by the "PS" park the most. wtf even say this shit. He should have just kept his mouth shut
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jun 09, 2024, 02:26 PMim baffled by the "PS" park the most. wtf even say this shit. He should have just kept his mouth shut

It's most likely the PS was the only part he actually wrote.

Piggielicious

The $80 pants were definitely ruined.

Thin Red Swine

Scottie is clearly disturbed by the mortal injuries he inflicted.  He just polished off his 5th win of the season in US Open conditions. Guess what tournament is next week.

egregious

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jun 09, 2024, 05:21 PMScottie is clearly disturbed by the mortal injuries he inflicted.  He just polished off his 5th win of the season in US Open conditions. Guess what tournament is next week.

The list of tourneys he has won this year is very impressive.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing