2024 PGA Championship

Started by mr.zorak, May 16, 2024, 02:31 PM

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mr.zorak

Schauffle may finally break through his major drought.  He was incredible today.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

BEvERage

Should not be able to shoot a 9 under at the PGA. Set the course up harder.

egregious

not the same when it isn't 98 degrees in some place like Tulsa in August
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Hogslobber

Phil has gone full blown creepy old man look.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Hogslobber on May 16, 2024, 07:23 PMPhil has gone full blown creepy old man look.

Like a David Letterman thing?

egregious

Quote from: Hogslobber on May 16, 2024, 07:23 PMPhil has gone full blown creepy old man look.

Don't knock it until you've tried it!
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 16, 2024, 07:28 PMLike a David Letterman thing?

I'd call it more of a trying-to-look-younger-than-you-are phase. The Air Jordans are bad enough. He may next go to a flat brim turned sideways. 


Course setup isn't really the issue. There has already been significant rain this week so the course is playing really soft. Tee shots won't run into as much trouble and balls stick on the greens.

With more rain in the forecast, it's going to be more of an issue of withstanding the elements but the scores will continue to be low.

Guardrail

Scottie Sheffler getting handcuffed before daylight is gonna have him shook today.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

CardHog

Does he have a morning or afternoon tee time?  He may miss it.

Spiderham

Quote from: Guardrail on May 17, 2024, 06:32 AMScottie Sheffler getting handcuffed before daylight is gonna have him shook today.
Tiger used to call that his Thursday night regular gig.  :D
Oak Grove in the house.

The Whyte Boar

Good lord, the cops are a bunch id dumbshits. 

Guardrail

#11
So apparently they booked him and everything? Use some sense. all they have to do is say "oh shit man. Let's square this up and get you on your way."

But to take him in and get mug shot and the whole 9 yards?  Come on, Barney.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

The Whyte Boar

The job that actually has a supreme court case allowing it to discriminate against hiring smart people keeps on delivering.


buff2.0

We're always reminding them to turn on their body cameras because

1. We don't trust them and they are constantly giving us reasons not to, and
2. They aren't adults and they have to be reminded to do basic shit.

Let me guess, there was some confusion with their retarded traffic control?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 17, 2024, 08:01 AMWe're always reminding them to turn on their body cameras because

1. We don't trust them and they are constantly giving us reasons not to, and
2. They aren't adults and they have to be reminded to do basic shit.

Let me guess, there was some confusion with their retarded traffic control?

Can't have the world's number one golfer think he is entitled to enter the club without doffing the cap to officer 90 IQ.

Hogfan58

Has Eldrick made his move to win this yet?
I need help and I know it.

mr.zorak

"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

bogeyfree

Young thugs with money think they're above the law....... :))

Seriously tho, wildest most unexpected golf story that I have ever heard.  Sounds like a stressed out cop and a misunderstanding by Scottie about what he was being instructed to do. 

Cerdo

This just seems like a celebrity was using his privilege and I guess the police didn't like it. 
Now he can pretend to have a story to buff his street cred.