Texas Game Thread

[Texzilla]

Well 35 minutes until kickoff and no one gives a shit enough to put up a game thread. Some of you say this game is more important to you than a national championship. Just more Sam Pittman era of apathy and indifference.  I was at the Great Shootout 55 years ago. This ain't that.

Sam had them not now the field so I guess he thinks it'll slow down Texas.  Guess he got the idea from Jerry.  Dumb shit forgot he has to play on it too. 

I expect Horns might have 800 yards offense.  We don't deal with misdirection well.

[buff2.0]

"Slow is smooth; smooth is fast."

- Sam Pittman, circa 2024.

[DrMongoose]

Tuck Fexas.

Whip their ass and sent them spiraling back to the holiday bowl where they belong.

If alright boy is there, kick him in the nuts.

If this team is not ready to play, just send sam to the parking lot.

[DrMongoose]

Fuck it, send him to the parking lot now. And send hunter's yankee ass  with him.

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[mde114]

Sure, they've got better players and coaches. Sure, their cheerleaders are hotter and a huge % of our students are only here because they couldn't get into Texas. Sure, our home field advantage is nonexistent and they don't recognize our "rivalry". We're still going to show up and play. Go hogs.

[HogOfWar]

Sure, they've got better players and coaches. Sure, their cheerleaders are hotter and a huge % of our students are only here because they couldn't get into Texas. Sure, our home field advantage is nonexistent and they don't recognize our "rivalry". We're still going to show up and play. Go hogs.

Yay

[egregious]

Sure, they've got better players and coaches. Sure, their cheerleaders are hotter and a huge % of our students are only here because they couldn't get into Texas. Sure, our home field advantage is nonexistent and they don't recognize our "rivalry". We're still going to show up and play. Go hogs.

sounds a little like Travis' speech before the Alamo

[Sus-Scrofa]

We're going to get lucky as hell today and beat the shit out of them.










Maybe.

[BASS]

We're going to get lucky as hell today and beat the shit out of them.










Maybe.

Please little 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus

[mde114]

sounds a little like Travis' speech before the Alamo

Figured the part about drawing a line in the sand was a little much.

[Texzilla]

Guess what? While you bleed over this game, it's just not a big deal for this generation of players.  We might have some homegrown players who know this used to be a big deal but they grew up dominated by Bama.  The rest are either from Texas and didn't really see evidence or just hired guns from parts unknown.  So with Sam's proven ability to bring them out flat and listless, I'd expect more of the same.  Our lack of speed will not be served wading thru the grass.

[mr.zorak]

Let's whip that longhorn ass....

[BASS]

If we don't keep 2 safeties behind the last wr, fire twill

[BASS]

Damn near picked

[Sus-Scrofa]

Pick would have been huge 

[BASS]

And there it is, 1 wr behind three dbs. Bad throw.

[BASS]

Boom muthafucka!

[BASS]

Should have handed that off

[Thin Red Swine]

And that's what you get for not cutting the grass.

[Son of Spam]

Nice three and out.