Texas Game Thread

Started by Texzilla, Nov 16, 2024, 10:29 AM

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Sus-Scrofa

Score here and it's still a game

Show-Me Hog

Well don't say we never get a call. Could not be more obvious PI saves us 4 points.

Texzilla

Why does our shitty band wear Burger King crowns?  It just adds to the shittiness factor.

BK has a street corn whopper. Bill leave that one for one of you to try.

Thin Red Swine

Yeah that's a shocker we didn't get that flag.

BleedinRed

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Nov 16, 2024, 11:53 AMScore here and it's still a game

lol.  Good one dad!


Barton Fink

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 16, 2024, 11:54 AMWhy does our shitty band wear Burger King crowns?  It just adds to the shittiness factor.

BK has a street Coen whopper. Bill leave that one for one of you to try.

We are the Burger King of SEC football.

Thin Red Swine


Texzilla

Sark is trying to get a big score in the game and it's making him call some questionable plays as sewers isn't in synch yet, being a morning game and all.

buff2.0

Did our OL just jump on top of the dogpile?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

What was the Hulkster saying? Why was he there? Could not understand.

Trigger7672


BleedinRed

Texas rushes 4 and we have two blockers per rusher. And we have to hold.  lol. 

buff2.0

Another game, the same dumb comments.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

That short third down throw was so our punter could get it closer to the end zone I guess.

BASS

Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 16, 2024, 12:02 PMTexas rushes 4 and we have two blockers per rusher. And we have to hold.  lol.
yeah that was bad
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BleedinRed

5 yard pass on 3rd and 20.  

BASS

Did their punt returner transfer from Arkansas?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Why did he field that lol.  Texas trying to play Arkansas ball now?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

Thank you 11. Stupid play.