Texas Game Thread

Started by Texzilla, Nov 16, 2024, 10:29 AM

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buff2.0

Timeouts?  Lol I bet we go to the locker room with 2 of them left.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

That was a perfectly executed screen pass
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Texzilla

Sams ready for col beers.  You think he's thinking of using time outs?  I don't.

Barton Fink


Hogfan58

Offense lost this game in the 1st half.
I need help and I know it.

BleedinRed

Not sure why you take the timeout there.   Let them run another play, take a time out.  Two minute warning gives the next timeout.  Stop them on third and take your second timeout. 

Have one left if you need it.  Not sure saving 35 seconds there is worth burning the TO. 

Son of Spam

#40 just had about the weakest attempt to make a tackle that was right there, that I have ever seen.
Well, shit...

hit_that_line

Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 16, 2024, 01:54 PMHe is a retard.  Move on. 
God t-shirt fans are the worst.

HogOfWar

I have inhaled more Marijuana smoke at this game than at a Jimmy Buffet concert.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Hogfan58

Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 16, 2024, 01:59 PMNot sure why you take the timeout there.  Let them run another play, take a time out.  Two minute warning gives the next timeout.  Stop them on third and take your second timeout. 

Have one left if you need it.  Not sure saving 35 seconds there is worth burning the TO. 

Does it really matter
I need help and I know it.

BleedinRed

Quote from: hit_that_line on Nov 16, 2024, 01:59 PMGod t-shirt fans are the worst.

You need to donate more so we can have a better team. 

#payyourfairshare

BleedinRed


HogOfWar

Quote from: BASS on Nov 16, 2024, 01:57 PMThat was a perfectly executed screen pass

Yep. We bit hard on it.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

mde114

Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 16, 2024, 01:59 PM#40 just had about the weakest attempt to make a tackle that was right there, that I have ever seen.

He's not shown me much all year.

I fucking hate these damn moral victories.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 16, 2024, 02:01 PMHe's not shown me much all year.

I fucking hate these damn moral victories.

He played very well the first half. Maybe just has too much quit in him. 

buff2.0

Quote from: BleedinRed on Nov 16, 2024, 02:00 PMNo

"Sam, you scored a TD to make it a 3-point game with 30 seconds to go.  Why kick it deep instead of going for an onside kick?"

"Well we didn't want to give their keeids the ball so close to being in field goal range."

"... what... what the hell?"

"Here's some leftover orange slices."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Like someone else said, Ewers isn't that impressive, but he beats what we have.
Well, shit...

mde114

Green didn't look 100% to me.

I'd like to have seen what Singleton could have done.

Thin Red Swine

There is just too much stench around this team.

This game was so gettable.

Hogfan58

At least Manning didn't play. I was expecting to see him most of the 2nd half #moral victory
I need help and I know it.