The Mizzou Game Discussion

Started by Show-Me Hog, Nov 17, 2024, 10:08 AM

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Hogfan58

Mizzou can't pass, why are we playing a 3 man DL?
I need help and I know it.

Corn Pop

The turnovers are killing us.
I really don't care, Margaret.

buff2.0

Quote from: RazorB on Nov 30, 2024, 05:02 PMThis is where we give up as usual.

Holy shit, that was the most quit I've seen on a play this year.

And called back by a merciful hold.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

Run D just going to lay down and have a bleed

The Whyte Boar

We are as soft as Sam's titties.

animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

mde114

Now we're trying to tackle the ball and the back is getting extra yards.

Papa Pigeritus

I've seen better tackling in a drive through car wash. Terrible.

Gambler

Quote from: Feral on Nov 30, 2024, 05:02 PMTwenty five fucking fumbles on the season.

It's a miracle we're even going to a bowl game with how stupid we are.
We lead the country in something.

HogOfWar

This team should get an endorsement from Butterfingers.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

snoots

Secondary looked like a Benny Hill sketch on the TD run called back.

HOGSRUNWILD

Mentally soft team and that starts at the top.  Sam is a soft-ass bitch.

Thin Red Swine

Mizzou CAN pass when it's that open.

DrMongoose

Quote from: Feral on Nov 30, 2024, 05:01 PMCan someone explain to me why Russell hasn't been getting carries?

Too bad no media will ask this and instead will ask Sam what he thought about the snow.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Feral

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 30, 2024, 05:03 PMWe don't have a reliable running back.  This team is just soft physically and mentally.  One Full Metal Friday workout might make half of them quit football altogether.

When you think about it, it's a GD miracle we're going to a bowl.

- Lead the nation in fumbles.
- Commit a shitload of penalties per game.
- A QB who is a turnover machine.
- No reliable RB or backup

mde114

Shit for effort.

Let's win for Landon balloon has burst.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 30, 2024, 05:06 PMMizzou CAN pass when it's that open.

That TE play has been open a couple of times.

We clearly think he's a guard or something. No one goes with him.

buff2.0

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 30, 2024, 05:06 PMToo bad no media will ask this and instead will ask Sam what he thought about the snow.

"Sam I know the team lost but that snow was cold so what did you think about sitting in the coaches box?"

Headline: "View From Top Gives Hard-Nosed Coach New Perspective On Game"
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

Quote from: Feral on Nov 30, 2024, 05:01 PMCan someone explain to me why Russell hasn't been getting carries?

Sam probably punishing him for asking that very question on Twitter.

Because our head coach looks like an obese truck driver but he's actually an 8th grade girl.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Doc Hogaday

Wudn't no 41-0 at the end of the 3rd quarter this year, Chuck!
Pants ironed and back for more