Your Thanksgiving Spreads

[SwahiliSteve]

I hate thanksgiving. Was hoping the woke mob would've ended it by now.

prob because you hate family and they hate you

[mr.zorak]

Charlie Brown:  "I got a rock...."

Me:  "I gotta work..."

(This includes Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Xmas Eve, and Xmas Day)

[animal]

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If it can't be poured out of a can then it aint good enough for my table.

[Spiderham]

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If it can't be poured out of a can, then it aint 't good enough for my table

what?  Fuck a bunch of I made this cranberry sauce from scratch.
This stuff is the OG best.

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[Borenutz]

Charlie Brown:  "I got a rock...."

Me:  "I gotta work..."

(This includes Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Xmas Eve, and Xmas Day)

That's brutal. Hope you're compensated well.

[BleedinRed]

what?  Fuck a bunch of I made this cranberry sauce from scratch.
This stuff is the OG best.

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Truth teller right here folks.

[hit_that_line]

prob because you hate family and they hate you

What?

[mr.zorak]

That's brutal. Hope you're compensated well.

Our 7on/7off midnight person retired out of the blue.  Getting one hired and trained will be complete mid January so my holidays went the way of Chernobyl.  I'm making money but no holiday time this year unfortunately. Gotta be at the hospital....

[Trigger7672]

what?  Fuck a bunch of I made this cranberry sauce from scratch.
This stuff is the OG best.

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Facts.

[TC]

Someone will be along shortly to say they're doing oysters in their dressing

In a crockpot?  Hellz yeah!

[piglosopher]

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leaving for central texass tonight. start brining the turkey tomorrow morning, smoke it along with a spiral cut ham with cherry bourbon glaze. green bean bundles wrapped in bacon with a brown sugar-bourbon glaze. mashed sweet potatoes, ambrosia, deviled eggs. somebody will make the fresh cranberry sauce (i like the canned stuff, fight me), dressing, drop biscuits with cheddar and a little bit of sage. pumpkin and pecan pie.

When do I need to be there?

[Texzilla]

I hate thanksgiving. Was hoping the woke mob would've ended it by now.

They'll never give up a holiday.  I think they call it indigenous trans people's day of solemn remembrance.  The trans folks are begging Biden to fund abortions for dudes in a dress. 

[Texzilla]

leaving for central texass tonight. start brining the turkey tomorrow morning, smoke it along with a spiral cut ham with cherry bourbon glaze. green bean bundles wrapped in bacon with a brown sugar-bourbon glaze. mashed sweet potatoes, ambrosia, deviled eggs. somebody will make the fresh cranberry sauce (i like the canned stuff, fight me), dressing, drop biscuits with cheddar and a little bit of sage. pumpkin and pecan pie.

My grandmothers made ambrosia where a brown g banana was the only fresh fruit; the rest was canned.  Then fucking nasty marshmallows mixed in and topped with coconut.  Putrid.  Then they started mixing pudding mimic in with it. 

[Texzilla]

Literally no one makes oyster dressing. There is no such thing.

The instant somebody throws oysters in, it becomes oyster stuffing.

My big mama made nasty ass canned oyster dressing.

I've never seen stuffing as that means it got stuffed in a bird to add listeria and staph to the menu. A Yankee thing I hear.

[SwahiliSteve]

I saw this on IG and then again on YouTube and I wanted to fucking puke. If I show up to Thanksgiving and this is what I have to eat then I'm going to get Chinese food.
https://youtu.be/V3bD64oDHSY?feature=shared

[mr.zorak]

I saw this on IG and then again on YouTube and I wanted to fucking puke. If I show up to Thanksgiving and this is what I have to eat then I'm going to get Chinese food.
https://youtu.be/V3bD64oDHSY?feature=shared

That was nauseating. And she was moving like she just got back from the trailer that smelled of lithium batteries ...

[SwahiliSteve]

That was nauseating. And she was moving like she just got back from the trailer that smelled of lithium batteries ...

I hope that's not what anybody ever serves me.

I am unsure wtf we are having other than Chocolate pecan pie. I've never been to Carthage TN....i hope it's not like deliverance

[Papa Pigeritus]

Standard Thanksgiving food this year. We have done everything from fajitas to prime rib in the past. I picked up the Traeger turkey brine kit, so we will see how that goes.

I'll be in my typical Thanksgiving rotation tomorrow.

1. Thanksgiving
2. Nap
3. Cold turkey sandwich
4. Nap
5. Full leftover plate

[DirkPiggler]

my step grandmother would make oyster dressing and it was fucking awful.

Eating Thanksgiving at someone else's house is like going into a potluck. You never know what ya may get or how bad or good of a chef some are. I tend to stick to the basics when eating elsewhere. We had a Friendsgiving Saturday and the dressing tasted like corn pudding.

The only time in my life I ever had oyster dressing was the year we went to New Orleans and had our meal at Tujague's.  It was incredible.  I wouldn't dare chance having either side of our family attempt it at home. 

[Texzilla]

I hope that's not what anybody ever serves me.

I am unsure wtf we are having other than Chocolate pecan pie. I've never been to Carthage TN....i hope it's not like deliverance

Carthage was nice long time ago. By now it's probably an outer ring suburb of Nashville.  Middle TN is very nice