Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

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piglosopher

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 08, 2025, 11:07 AMKroger is going to look like a Mad Max scene tomorrow.

Walmart looks like the Land of the Dead everyday

animal

I'm going to Wal-Mart after work just to people watch. :)) 

The Beebe Wal-Mart never disappoints. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Guardrail

Quote from: animal on Jan 08, 2025, 01:21 PMI'm going to Wal-Mart after work just to people watch. :))

The Beebe Wal-Mart never disappoints. 
I saw an all-out fistfight between to women at a dollar general in Beebe. Started inside over a bag of dog food and they continued in the parking lot. Each woman's man just watched as they threw haymakers. This must've been a common occurrence.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 08, 2025, 12:38 PMWent this morning in Jonesboogie.  There were a few carts when I went in but none when I left.  A couple were waiting where the carts usually are and asked if I could carry my few bags to the car so they could use the cart.  I told them they were free to come get it when I return it to the corral.  Guess they should have been old or pretending to be handicapped or something, instead of some lazy pussies that didn't want to go back out in the cold.

Had Walmart security send me the tape of Buff walking to his car...

Grocery Cart GIFs | Tenor


animal

I had to spring for the grass fed beef at the Wal-Marks all that murdered meat in the tubes is gone so probably have hipster tacos or chili tonight or tomorrow. I really wanted Chili but there was a horde of beebe womens guarding the spice area, I circled the area like 3 or 4 times and bitches wouldn't ever get out of the way so I said taco's it is. I have taco seasoning already.

Anyway society is fucked if the shit really does ever hit the fan.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Spiderham

Quote from: dhog on Jan 08, 2025, 04:03 PMIt still works.
They really need Morris Day to lead the announcement. "What Time Is It?"  😃
Oak Grove in the house.

Son of Spam

Quote from: animal on Jan 08, 2025, 04:48 PMI had to spring for the grass fed beef at the Wal-Marks all that murdered meat in the tubes is gone so probably have hipster tacos or chili tonight or tomorrow. I really wanted Chili but there was a horde of beebe womens guarding the spice area, I circled the area like 3 or 4 times and bitches wouldn't ever get out of the way so I said taco's it is. I have taco seasoning already.

Anyway society is fucked if the shit really does ever hit the fan.


Nah, they will be too busy buying ass wipe instead of food.
Well, shit...

BASS

Quote from: BleedinRed on Jan 08, 2025, 02:54 PMHad Walmart security send me the tape of Buff walking to his car...

Grocery Cart GIFs | Tenor

Wife works in some capacity that I might could get just about any security video you want.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Just substitute taco seasoning for the chili seasoning.  I'll be praying a different prayer for your brownhole.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Jan 08, 2025, 09:29 AMI'm so old, I remember calling some number on my corded rotary phone to get the current temperature.

In Little Rock one got Temperature AND the time.  Free.  No commercial to listen to first. No subscription or credit card required.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: dhog on Jan 08, 2025, 04:03 PMIt still works.

Wow, so does the Conway number for my fellow Wampus Cats.

Although now there's a 20-second commercial for Life Alert. But I guess that demographic is the only one still calling for time and temp.

TC

Quote from: Usafhawg on Jan 08, 2025, 09:53 AMWe always used 376-8111. That number is burned into my brain.

Wow!  I had forgotten all about that number. 

PorkyPig

Quote from: Usafhawg on Jan 08, 2025, 09:53 AMWe always used 376-8111. That number is burned into my brain.

Same here, just "the Black & White cab company, call Franklin 4-0333".

DirkPiggler

I think ours was 862-3433.

The curse of the iPhone.  I used to have a Rainman like ability to remember phone numbers.  Now I probably couldn't tell you my own without looking it up. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

uagrad2007

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jan 09, 2025, 09:01 AMThe curse of the iPhone.  I used to have a Rainman like ability to remember phone numbers.  Now I probably couldn't tell you my own without looking it up. 
Man, I'm the same way.  I can still remember some of my middle school friends' phone numbers, but I couldn't tell you any of my friends' phone numbers now. 

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: animal on Jan 08, 2025, 04:48 PMI had to spring for the grass fed beef at the Wal-Marks all that murdered meat in the tubes is gone so probably have hipster tacos or chili tonight or tomorrow. I really wanted Chili but there was a horde of beebe womens guarding the spice area, I circled the area like 3 or 4 times and bitches wouldn't ever get out of the way so I said taco's it is. I have taco seasoning already.

Anyway society is fucked if the shit really does ever hit the fan.



I'd like Tex's opinion if beans are acceptable in chili if it's snowmageddon.

I figure there has to be some type of provisional wording that allows it during weather disasters.

buff2.0

Just drive down Bankhead and yell the n-word.  Safer than asking Tex if beans can go in chili.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

I put beans in chili

There are award winning chili people out there that ive hated what they make but like just plain ole Williams chili seasoning, ground meat and some kind of bean... mostly red kidney. I don't like a bunch of bullshit in my chili
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Jan 09, 2025, 11:31 AMI put beans in chili

There are award winning chili people out there that ive hated what they make but like just plain ole Williams chili seasoning, ground meat and some kind of bean... mostly red kidney. I don't like a bunch of bullshit in my chili

I made some chili on Monday and put red kidney beans in it for the first time. I do 4 lbs ground beef and 1 lb ground pork. My family had been using Williams chili seasoning for as long as I have had chili. I do add some Adobo sauce in mine. Thinking I will use chorizo next time instead of just pork.
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