Amegy Bank College Baseball Series—Hogs Baseball

[DirkPiggler]

Top 6th. 

English doubles.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

OR NOT.  Hogs appeal, throw to first.  English missed first base.  Badly. 1 out.

Martin strikes out.    2 outs.

Madliak takes strike three for a full count walk. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Tate McGuire in for Gaeckle.

This pitching change brought to you by the automated strike zone.  Make it happen at every level where it's possible. 

Inoue grounds up the middle...Aloy throws to first for the out.  3 outs.

Mid 6th.  Misses bases 2. Misses 88 mph flat fastballs down the middle 0.

[Cardiac Hog]

Nice one-handed grab by Arkansas fan in right field bleachers

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 6th.

W. Aloy says FUCK YO COUCH DEMARCUS FAGGINS (yes, that's a real alumnus)!  WALL SCRAPERS TO RF COUNT!  2-1 KSU.  0 out.

Iredale flies out to deep CF.  Well struck, but not enough in this ballpark.  Keep this man away from Nate Thompson.  1 out.

K. Aloy says FUCK YO LOVE SEAT DEMARCUS FAGGINS!  THE ONLY WALL SCRAPED THERE WAS THE ONE BETWEEN THE TWO DECKS.  TIED 2-2. 1 out.

The Woopig Project Uncovering Statistical Scientific Information (PUSSI) has determined that this was the first time in the history of mankind that two Hawaiians who were related by blood hit home runs in the same inning of a Razorback baseball game. 

Kozeal, pinch hitting for Peppi, doubles off the RCF wall, narrowly missing a homer by literally an inch or two.  Runner on 2nd 1 out.

Diggs strikes out swinging.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Helfrick lines out hard to SS.  3 outs.

End 6th.  Good guys tie it 2-2. 

[Barton Fink]

Thank god for Hawaiians

[BleedinRed]

Damn.  That was a bomb.  

[Cardiac Hog]

Frost has thawed!

[BleedinRed]

Frost pitched a great game.  

[Son of Spam]

That ball was flat on one side when it landed.

[Pig Benis]

I need to know where to get that big inflatable beer hat in the outfield.

[Hognrock]

That was fucking ripped.

[BleedinRed]

6 inches.  Dam

[BleedinRed]

Diggs is going to be a consistent strikeouter this year.  

[Son of Spam]

Do we have anyone who can play RF and hit better than Diggs?

[DirkPiggler]

Top 7th.

Bishop with an infield single to deep short.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Lewis tries to bunt, but pops out to McGuire.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Dean doubles to LF.  Bishop scores.  KSU leads 3-2.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

McGuire picks off Dean at 2nd.  2 outs.

Kennedy strikes out swinging.    3 outs.

Mid 7th.  3-2 them.

[Son of Spam]

Ump checking our pitcher's hand after that inning? Those breaking balls were tough.

[verro]

Ump checking McGuire's hand

[DirkPiggler]

Diggs is going to be a consistent strikeouter this year. 

If he doesn't figure it out soon he needs to be a consistent ass sitter. 

We have Maxwell, Boles, and Kozeal who can all play in his spot. Probably will need one of them for Peppi as well.  Maybe one for Souza.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE (from last inning). Blake Dean in for the WHP who shut everyone not from Hawaii down.

Souza strikes out looking.  1 out.

Thomas takes ball five for a strikeout.  Fuck this ump.  2 outs. 

Davalan HBP.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

W. Aloy singles up the middle.  Davalan thrown out trying to get to 3rd.  Wernes shouldn't have sent him.  Under review.  3 outs.

End 7th.  3-2 them. 

[Son of Spam]

Third base coach screwed up.

[BleedinRed]

He is out.