Hogs vs Ole Piss—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Mar 13, 2025, 09:49 AM

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Son of Spam

And so it begins...

Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the RebelBlackbearLandsharts from Ole Piss for a three game series to start SEC play starting this Friday at 6:30PM. The games will resume on Saturday (weather permitting) at 1:30 and Sunday at 1:30. This schedule may change as the weather is showing a 100% chance of thunderstorms in Oxford on Saturday. So for the beginning of SEC play, I would like to say FUCK these bowl cut wearing bitches and their debutant girlfriends. As usual, GO HOGS!

"We made too many wrong mistakes." Yogi Berra

And now, without comment...
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Well, shit...

rzrbkfan69

Girl second from the left in the back, looking away from the camera, is a close family friend. I actually dated her mom when she was a little one years ago. The stories I hear from her about her friends on that squad, I just shake my head in disbelief.

Yes, I give her grief about choosing to go to Ole Miss.

Hognrock

This would be the one weekend we don't have a travel ball tourney in Oxford.  It would be an easy game to catch if so.

BASS

Fuck the bowl cut sporting, red solo cup drinking, polo and khaki wearing black bear land shark colonel rebs. Whoooooo!
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HogglyWoggly

A couple of those cheerleaders might be transformers.

Pig Benis

Friday's game has been moved to 2pm
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Mar 13, 2025, 12:47 PMA couple of those cheerleaders might be transformers.

Yeah, mostly whelming. I'm surprised.

Vito Porkleone

I expected better from OleMrs.  Yes, consider me whelmed.

vegashog

looks like some shitty weather could happen later today and tomorrow.

Pig Benis

#10
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The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Son of Spam

Quote from: vegashog on Mar 14, 2025, 11:38 AMlooks like some shitty weather could happen later today and tomorrow.
Look awful tomorrow. I look for a double header on Sunday.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Mar 13, 2025, 09:58 AMGirl second from the left in the back, looking away from the camera, is a close family friend. I actually dated her mom when she was a little one years ago. The stories I hear from her about her friends on that squad, I just shake my head in disbelief.

Yes, I give her grief about choosing to go to Ole Miss.
So you recognize the back of her head?!?!?
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#13
Top of the first. Elliot (WHP) on the mound. Sparse crowd.

Davalan leads off. Grounds out to the pitcher. 1 away.

Aloy the Elder runs the count full. Walks.

Maxwell hits into a 4-6-3 DP.

Mid first: Us-0

Well, shit...

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 14, 2025, 01:58 PMSo you recognize the back of her head?!?!?

I do. When you have known her since she was a baby as well as been to games she's cheered at.

And technically, it's the side of her head. lol

Show-Me Hog

lol that slide about 2/3 of the way to second base. I've never seen it done quite like that.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Mar 14, 2025, 02:12 PMlol that slide about 2/3 of the way to second base. I've never seen it done quite like that.

I mis-timed the slide into first and ended up short of the base once.

My little league career was short-lived.

Son of Spam

#17
Bottom of the first. Root on the mound.

Federico leads off. Launches one over the left field wall. 1-0.

Hill grounds out to second, 1 away.

Moerman goes down looking. :sitdown: 2 away.

Sanford walks.

Utermark doubles when Thomas misses a diving catch in center. Run scores. 2-0 them.

Reuter is HBP. Runners at first and second, 2 outs.

Fawley runs the count full. Fuck this ump. Walks. Bases loaded. Fuck this ump again.

Humphrey goes down swinging.

OM leads 2-0 after 1.
Well, shit...

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BleedinRed