Hogs vs UAPB—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Apr 14, 2025, 09:38 AM

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Son of Spam

Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the UAPB Golden Lions tomorrow afternoon at 6:00PM on SECN+. Hoping to bounce back after our soul crushing series loss to Georgia. We still have lots of baseball to play and some tough series coming up. Now, if we can only get the Aloy brothers to lay off the low and outside pitches, and Iredale's bat to wake up, we should be fine. Let's make this a seven inning game and get ready for the eATMe series. As usual, GO HOGS!

Ran out of Yogi quotes. So here is Bob.
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Rick B.

I won't be able to do PBP today so someone else will have to do it.  Because, I'LL BE AT THE GAME.  As usual. ;D

Pig Benis

Kuhio is playing RF tonight.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Son of Spam

#3
Batter up! Top,of the first. McGuire on the mound for the Hogs.

Terry leads off. Goes down looking. :sitdown:

Gries-Smith goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Rodriguez-Velez (not typing that every time) flies out to the mound.

Them-0 mid first.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#4
Bottom of the first. Bedgood (RHP) on the mound.

Davalan leads off. Flies out to the track in left.

Aloy the Elder singles to right.

Maxwell takes a ball. Aloy steals second. Maxwell walks. Runners at first and second. 1 out.

Aloy the Younger singles to right. The Elder scores. 1-0 Hogs. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Kozeal fouls out as the left fielder goes into the stands for the catch. Run scores. Runner moves to second. 2-0 Hogs, 2 outs.

Iredale walks on 4 pitches.

Boles runs the count full. Singles to left center. Run scores. 3-0 Hogs. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.

Robinett grounds out to second.

Hogs lead 3-0 after 1.
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

WE ARE BACK!

Nice at bat by the Hawaiians.  

vegashog


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Son of Spam

#8
Top of the second.

Voth homers to right. 3-1 Hogs.

Vanmaanen (who will henceforth be called Van) goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Small grounds out to short. 2 away.

Riera (where do they get these names) goes down looking. :sitdown:


3-1 Hogs mid 2.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#9
Bottom of the second.

Becker leads off. Full count. Flies out to center.

Davalan runs the count full. Singles to center.

Aloy the Elder CRUSHES ONE OVER THE RIGHT CENTER FIELD FENCE! HOGS LEAD 5-1.

Maxwell singles to left center.

Pitching change....Kenyon (RHP) in.

Aloy the Younger takes a passed ball. Maxwell takes second. Aloy singles to center. Maxwell scores. 6-1 Hogs.

Kozeal singles to right. Runners at first and second. 1 out.

Iredale lines out to third. 2 away.

Boles lines out to first.

Hogs lead 6-1 after 2.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#10
Top of the third.

McLemore singles to right.

Johnson goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Terry singles to center. Runners at the corners.

Gries-Smith takes a ball. Runner takes second, Becker throws to second, and the runner at third scores. 6-2, Runner at second, 1 out. Smith runs the count full. Singles to right. Runners at the corners.

Rod-Velez grounds to short. Throw goes to second for the force. E-4 on the throw to first. Run scores. 6-3.

Voth grounds out to short.

Hogs lead 6-3 mid third.

Editors note: we are going to miss Souza at second.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#11
Bottom of the third. Brown (WHP) in for UAPB

Robinett leads off. Runs the count full. Doubles off the fence in left center. Shocked.

Becker BLASTS ONE INTO THE BULLPEN IN LEFT! HOGS LEAD 8-3!

Davalan flies out to the wall in left. 1 away.

Aloy the Elder flies out to the wall in left. 2 away.

Maxwell singles on a diving stop to second. Throw was off. Ruled a single.

Aloy the Younger HAMMERS ONE TO THE HOG PEN! HOGS LEAD 10-3!

Kozeal grounds out to second.

Hogs lead 10-3 after 3.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#12
Top of the fourth. Big Tuna Fisher in for the Hogs.

Van grounds out to second.

Small singles to left.

Riera grounds to short. The throw goes to second for the force. 2 away. Close play at second.

McLemore runs the count full. Grounds out to short.

10-3 mid 4.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#13
Bottom of the fourth. RHP in for UAPB. Lott.

Iredale leads off. Grounds out to first. Iredale's bat is still dead.

Boles flies out to short right. 2 away.

Robinett doubles down the line in left. Robinett's bat is alive.

Becker takes a wild pitch. Robinett moves to third. Becker walks. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.

Davalan lines out to the track in left.

10-3 Hogs after 4.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#14
Top of the fifth.
 In other baseball news, Ole Piss loses to Little Rock today 6-3.

Johnson walks.

Terry hits into a 5-4-3 DP.

Gries-Smith doubles to left. Takes third after Aloy bobbles it.

Rod-Velez goes down looking. :sitdown:

10-3 Hogs mid 5.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#15
Bottom of the fifth. Hamlin (RHP) in for UAPB

Aloy the Elder singles to center.

Maxwell flies out to deep left, runner holds. 1 away.

Aloy the Younger goes down looking. 2 away.

Kozeal flies out to short.

Hogs lead 10-3 after 5.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#16
Top of the sixth. McEntire in for the Hogs.

Voth goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Van goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Small goes down looking. :sitdown:

That's a steak dinner winner! @DirkPiggler, this one's for you!
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

Will throwing good.

What a great inning.

Son of Spam

#18
Bottom of the sixth. Davis (RHP) in for UAPB

Iredale grounds out weakly to short.

Boles goes down swinging. 2 away.

Robinett grounds out to short.

10-3 Hogs after 6.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#19
Top of the seventh.

Riera flies out to short center.

McLemore flies out to short left center. 2 away.

Johnson grounds out to second.

10-3 Hogs mid 7.
Well, shit...