Hogs vs eATMe—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Apr 16, 2025, 07:07 AM

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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Pig Benis on Apr 18, 2025, 12:18 PMI won't embarrass myself by attempting to live up to SOS or Dirk's PBP but I can give updates every inning for those who can't watch.

...unless the wife goes into labor early. Then all bets are off.

No excuses, you'll still have your phone.

Hognrock

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Quote from: Pig Benis on Apr 18, 2025, 12:18 PMI won't embarrass myself by attempting to live up to SOS or Dirk's PBP but I can give updates every inning for those who can't watch.

...unless the wife goes into labor early. Then all bets are off.

Ask her what she's cooking for dinner tonight, might speed up the labor process.

And on a real note, good luck for a good delivery.

BEvERage

Boles and Peppi, roll the dice DVH

Pig Benis

Quote from: Hognrock on Apr 18, 2025, 12:58 PMAsk her what she's cooking for dinner tonight, might speed up the labor process.

And on a real note, good luck for a good delivery.

Good idea. I'll let you know when she's done with the dishes.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Pig Benis

Top 1st. We're still shitty.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Sus-Scrofa


Son of Spam

Wood leaving the ball up in the zone.
Well, shit...

Pig Benis

I'm a jinx. I'm gonna start drinking and let the wife call an uber.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

BleedinRed

Seems Wood would have been eased back in during a mid week game.  

BEvERage


Hognrock

Quote from: Pig Benis on Apr 18, 2025, 02:09 PMI'm a jinx. I'm gonna start drinking and let the wife call an uber.

Forget PBP for the game, this is what we really need PBP on

BleedinRed

Wood is just throwing BP.  

Son of Spam

Every pitch was waist high.
Well, shit...

HOGSRUNWILD


Feral

Starting pitching is a problem.

This is the 6th straight SEC game we've given up multiple runs in the first 2 innings.

A&M g2 - 2 runs in the 1st (and counting)
A&M g1 - 4 runs in the first 2
Georgia g3 - 4 runs in the first 2
Georgia g2 - 5 runs in the first 2
Georgia g1 - 3 runs in the first 2
Mizzou g3 - 2 runs in the first

BleedinRed

Another free base runner.  This pitching staff isn't good. 

Pig Benis

Quote from: Hognrock on Apr 18, 2025, 02:11 PMForget PBP for the game, this is what we really need PBP on

Hopefully the hospital sells Horns gear for the newborns. She doesn't deserve a lifetime of disappointment.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Son of Spam

My wife just told me that the name Loviolette sounded like some kind of birth control pill.  ;D
Well, shit...

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on Apr 18, 2025, 02:07 PMWood leaving the ball up in the zone.

He threw their best hitter 3 straight fastballs.

Real big brained pitching approach there.

Son of Spam

Any bets on wether we go three and out?
Well, shit...