Hogs vs Florida—-Baseball

[Son of Spam]

Well, back to SEC play on the road at Florida. We start a three game series starting this Friday at 5:30PM on the SECN+ and ESPN app. Second game is Saturday at 2:00PM on SECN. Then we wrap up the series on Sunday at 12:00 Noon on SECN+ and the ESPN app. Hopefully we can get back to winning a series. Sweeping it would be nice. However it will depend on whether we give up three runs in the first inning or not. Maybe our pitchers can keep the ball low. Guess we will see. And, maybe the umps won't screw us. But, we know that probably won't happen. Anyway, GO HOGS!

And Bob Uecker:
https://youtu.be/s_qZRkiJGYQ

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[rzrbkfan69]

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Is the middle girl pregnant?

[DirkPiggler]

Is the middle girl pregnant?

Yes.

Please respect our privacy as we prepare to welcome a new life into the world.

[HogOfWar]

Well, back to SEC play on the road at Florida. We start a three game series starting this Friday at 5:30PM on the SECN+ and ESPN app. Second game is Saturday at 2:00PM on SECN. Then we wrap up the series on Sunday at 12:00 Noon on SECN+ and the ESPN app. Hopefully we can get back to winning a series. Sweeping it would be nice. However it will depend on whether we give up three runs in the first inning or not. Maybe our pitchers can keep the ball low. Guess we will see. And, maybe the umps won't screw us. But, we know that probably won't happen. Anyway, GO HOGS!

And Bob Uecker:
https://youtu.be/s_qZRkiJGYQ

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5,7,4,2,1,6,3,

[BleedinRed]

They are all 1s.  All of them.  

[Son of Spam]

Show is about to start. Game 1. Peterson (RHP) on the mound for the Gayturds.

Davalan leads off.  Goes down swinging.

Aloy the Elder fouls one into the umps face. Being checked on. Hope it doesn't blur his vision. Aloy takes a strike at the ankles. Aloy HAMMERS ONE OVER THE LEFT FIELD FENCE. HOGS LEAD 1-0!

Maxwell goes down swinging. 2 away.

Aloy the Younger goes down looking at low and away.

Hogs lead 1-0 mid first. Looks like the ump is going to give the low ball a foot off the plate as a strike.

[Cardiac Hog]

What a blast by Aloy!

Let see if Groot can have a good outing.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the first. Root on the mound.

Boser goes down looking.

Shelton grounds out to second. 2 away.

Lawson goes down swinging,

Hogs lead 1-0 after 1.

Editors note: I am either having problems with the site or my interwebs.

[Show-Me Hog]

Aloy hit that one to fucking Miami.

[Son of Spam]

Top of the second.

Kozeal FLATTENS ONE OVER THE LEFT FIELD FENCE. HOGS LEAD 2-0!

Iredale runs the count full. Lines out to left. 1 away.
 
Fraser doubles off the wall in right. Just misses a HR.

Helfrick runs the count full. Walks. Runners at first and second, 1 out.

Thomas runs the count full. Goes down swinging at a ball three feet outside. 2 away.

Davalan goes down swinging at a ball in the dirt.

Hogs strand 2 and lead 2-0 mis second.

[Show-Me Hog]

Spam it's the site. I am having trouble loading and posting.

[Son of Spam]

Spam it's the site. I am having trouble loading and posting.

Thanks. It sure is making it hard to do PBP.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the second.

Heyman (or Hyman) leads off. HBP. 1 on. Under review. Ruled not HBP. (Shocked) 1-0 count. Heyman goes down swinging.

Cyr (they couldn't spell cry) flies out to short. 2 down.

Donay (couldn't spell Donny) goes down swinging.

Hogs lead 2-0 after 2.

[HogglyWoggly]

didn't touch him

[Sus-Scrofa]

Sorry Florida, in this sport we rank higher at the SEC HQ

[Cardiac Hog]

Groot looks nasty through 2 innings!

[HogglyWoggly]

Groot looking good tonight

[Son of Spam]

Top of the second.

Aloy the Elder goes down looking.

Maxwell goes down looking. 2 away.

Aloy the Younger singles to left center.

Kozeal goes down on a check swing.

2-0 Hogs mid 3.

[Son of Spam]

Bottom of the third.

Yost leads off. Goes down swinging.

Wilson flies out to right center. 2 away.

Nadeau singles up the middle.

Boser takes a ball. Root throws to first on a pick off attempt. Bad throw and the runner scores from first. 2-1 Hogs. Horrible mistake. Boser goes down swinging.

Editors note: Don't try any more pickoff attempts.

[Hizog]

Ump has one of the biggest zones Ive seen this season. Hopefully he gives our pitchers the same zone.