Hogs vs Texass - Baseball

[Son of Spam]

I've said it once today, but once doesn't feel like enough.  Fuck Texas, right in the ass.

I grew up with the SWC. We had to play the whole state of Texass and got screwed on the regular. Especially when we played Texass. I still have an unhealthy hatred for those cocksuckers. So, yes, Fuck Texass.

[HOGSRUNWILD]

We had a ESL gathering for my son's school district.  Kinda a scam since he speaks English and Japanese fluently, but whatever.  Anyway, the Principal for the school they had it was talking and heard I was from Arkansas somehow (no idea how the fuck he heard that) and was talking and said he graduated from the UofA and then said Mrs so and so here has two kids, one is going to the U of A and the other is going to UT.  I just looked her deadass in the eyes and said "How the heck did you let that happen?" and did the horns down.  I was about 90% kidding but did it fairly deadpan.  He got it since he is about my age and knows what it means to be from Arkansas and hate UT.  She seemed thoroughly confused and likely thought I was a psychopath.  I gave zero shits and the dude let out a big laugh and did the horns down too.  Told her old SWC traditions die hard.  She still seemed really confused, so either she is from somewhere else, is too young to know or is just a dumb bitch.

[BASS]

My hate for Texas is unnatural, irrational, and unhealthy. I am comfortable and at peace with my psychosis.

[Natty_Ice]

I don't GAF about Texas.  Now A&M on the other hand...

[Son of Spam]

2 to start for Root.

[BASS]

I don't GAF about Texas.  Now A&M on the other hand...

A&m and a few other schools are about a half a cunts hair width below the whorns on my hate o meter

[Cornhogio]

Klan meeting at home plate.  KKK!!!

[Son of Spam]

Root struck out the side. Nice start.

[Cornhogio]

Lot of late arrivals I guess. 

[Son of Spam]

0-0 after 1. Aloy the Elder just missed a HR to right.

[BleedinRed]

Root with a damn fine start so far.  

[BASS]

Well fuck it, just strike out all 27 then

[Son of Spam]

Root with a damn fine start so far. 

Lots of pitches so far though. We will be hitting the BP tonight. Hopefully Root can give us at least six innings.

[BleedinRed]

16.5 per inning.  He should get to 6 easy.  A few easy innings and he could get 7.   He is borderline right now though.  

[Son of Spam]

Iredale seems to have awakened. Double to left.

[BleedinRed]

BYE!!!!

FUCK YOU TEXAS!!!!

[BleedinRed]

Boles crushed that ball.  Damn.  

[Son of Spam]

Boles you magnificent bastard! HR to left. HOGS LEAD 2-0!

[BleedinRed]

Three straight hits.  Keep it going!

[BleedinRed]

Nice DP by Texas.