Hogs vs Texass - Baseball

[Hognrock]

I  haven't lately had relations with a fat girl but maybe I'm the slump buster.  I'm willing to try anything other than homo stuff to get our Hogs out of the funk, which I am hoping is us overreacting to a midseason slump.

Team and game commentary, baseball insights and derogatory Texass comments are welcome.

Game Times/TV:

Thursday - 6:00 ESPN2
Friday -   7:00 SEC Network (guaranteed to have a cornhole triple overtime match on before our game)
Saturday - 2:00 SECN+


Fuck Texass

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And we will not be leaving out Uecker, His part starts around 1:15 if you want to save a minute of your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ukxCErDkk

[Son of Spam]

The Fighting Uterii....

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[Son of Spam]

Also, no PBP from me this series. I started out with a good record, but I, too, am in a slump.

[rzrbkfan69]

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My God, the ass on that gal third from the right.

[BASS]

Fuck Texas in all things forever and ever, amen.

[Feral]

Also, no PBP from me this series. I started out with a good record, but I, too, am in a slump.

I can't do Thursday or Friday but can probably take Saturday

[Third_down_draw]

Fuck Texas in all things forever and ever, amen.

the ass on that gal third from the right.

[Pig Benis]

Game 1: Root
Game 2: Wood
Game 3: TBA

[BASS]

I haven't said fuck Texas today. There, I'm good.

[Son of Spam]

I haven't said fuck Texas today. There, I'm good.

If I had started the thread for this series, that is all I would have said. Game times, Bob Uecker, cheerleaders, and FUCK TEXASS! That would have been enough.

[rzrbkfan69]

Game 1: Root
Game 2: Wood
Game 3: TBA

We obviously need a Johnson on the team to start game 3.

Do the Dick brothers have any spawn that's a good pitcher about to be college age?

[Pig]

Whole Staff?

[Barton Fink]

https://x.com/ByMattJones/status/1917939964437815302?t=DLQqoiEmzLMsSV58FHIJcQ&s=19

[BASS]

Fuck texas

[Hognrock]

Game 1: Root
Game 2: Wood
Game 3: TBA

We missed an opportunity with this guy and he has now run out of eligibility.  RIP Mr Weiner

https://x.com/Mets/status/1917315015406653560

[Feral]

https://x.com/ByMattJones/status/1917939964437815302?t=DLQqoiEmzLMsSV58FHIJcQ&s=19

Oh look, yet another season where we're decimated by injuries.

[Pig Benis]

In fairness, Spencer was their Friday starter and Belyeu is/was a projected top 15 pick who they lost 2 months ago so we can't really complain about injuries this time.

[Son of Spam]

Guess I missed it. What happened to Fraser?

[Sus-Scrofa]

This is the weekend where we sweep Texas and right the ship.

[BASS]

I've said it once today, but once doesn't feel like enough.  Fuck Texas, right in the ass.