Hogs vs LSU—-Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, May 08, 2025, 03:29 PM

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Son of Spam

Quote from: Feral on May 11, 2025, 03:51 PMI hate Iredale's swing.

He has a golf swing, which means he's either swinging under everything or swinging at pitches in the dirt (usually with 2 strikes).

Pair that with the fact that he's a guess hitter and you get a lot of strikeouts.
Either that or one at his eyes.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Finally got RISPy.

And Iredale swung his bat level for a change.

Tired of Ben McHomer.

BleedinRed

Thomas is a horrible center fielder.  Just horrible.  

Our pitching is something special.  

Son of Spam

Fucking Thomas bobbles another grounder to center giving them another run. How many times has he booted one out there?
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Stop saying "extra 90" you Cajun coonass flameout.

Son of Spam

Quote from: BleedinRed on May 11, 2025, 04:13 PMThomas is a horrible center fielder.  Just horrible. 

Our pitching is something special. 
I think instead of having guys that throw 95-96, I would rather have some guys that throw maybe 90 but can hit spots. Our guys just throw as hard as they can it seems.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 11, 2025, 04:13 PMFucking Thomas bobbles another grounder to center giving them another run. How many times has he booted one out there?

Eh, that guy would've scored anyway. We did get a break that the other guy didn't take third base that was on the silver platter.

buff2.0

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 11, 2025, 04:16 PMI think instead of having guys that throw 95-96, I would rather have some guys that throw maybe 90 but can hit spots. Our guys just throw as hard as they can it seems.

Get the next Greg Maddux that can paint corners and play games with speed changes, and hope LSU doesn't have the next fucker Tony Gwynn.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 11, 2025, 04:23 PMGet the next Greg Maddux that can paint corners and play games with speed changes, and hope LSU doesn't have the next fucker Tony Gwynn.
Was it last year, I think we came up against a guy (maybe in the regional) that threw about 78 MPH and we couldn't hit him?
Well, shit...

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 11, 2025, 04:16 PMI think instead of having guys that throw 95-96, I would rather have some guys that throw maybe 90 but can hit spots. Our guys just throw as hard as they can it seems.

We have that guy.  McEntire.   

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 11, 2025, 04:27 PMWe have that guy.  McEntire.   



And he likes hitting bat barrels.

Son of Spam

The book is out on the Aloy's. EVERY pitcher is throwing them low and just outside. And they bite.
Well, shit...

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 11, 2025, 04:28 PMAnd he likes hitting bat barrels.


That's what happens with most 90 mph throwers who rely on location.  They rarely can sustain it for more than a couple of appearances in a row.  And the downside risk is massive because when they miss just a little it's batting practice time. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Thin Red Swine

Wow, Shoresy has a cannon.

Cardiac Hog

The Aloys don't have a "two-strike swing."  It"s "swing as hard as possible with eyes closed" every time.

Thin Red Swine

Fuck you, Jay Johnson.

Fuck you too, Dave Neal.

Most of all, again, fuck you, Ben McFuckstick.

Barton Fink

Yeah that ball was definitely inside. Ump was ready to call it a strike.

Feral

Quote from: Cardiac Hog on May 11, 2025, 05:32 PMThe Aloys don't have a "two-strike swing."  It"s "swing as hard as possible with eyes closed" every time.

And just like that, Wehiwa strikes out chasing low and away with 2 outs and RISP. Again.

Different day, same story.

Son of Spam

You all know we are probably going to lose on a walkoff HR or some shit. We needed that run last inning.
Well, shit...