2026 Razorback Baseball

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#1880
May 15, 2026, 06:54 PM
Kozeal sent it on 3-2
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

#1881
May 15, 2026, 06:54 PM
Boom!

(The good kind, not the internal decapitation kind)

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#1882
May 15, 2026, 06:55 PM
Is their pitcher malnourished?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1883
May 15, 2026, 07:01 PM
it's like we don't want a lead
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

#1884
May 15, 2026, 07:02 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on May 15, 2026, 07:01 PMit's like we don't want a lead
We're not taking advantage of Kozeal's two big hits last inning.

Thin Red Swine

#1885
May 15, 2026, 07:08 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on May 15, 2026, 06:45 PMShort stop and second fucked up an easy play.  Our guy was standing there in disbelief as the ball went to the outfield and forgot there was a runner behind him.

Runner watching the play on the ball in the outfield while booking it to second.  Big collision.

Guy tried to sit up once, but went back down.  Hopefully just his bell rung bad.

For the record, this didn't clear up anything.

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 15, 2026, 06:46 PMHe bounced a slow roller to the 2B side of second. Kozeal and Souza converged on it and both decided not to catch it. The ball went to the outfield. Kozeal kept standing in the base path with his back to first base. The runner steamed around first and headed to second. I guess he was watching the ball too, because he slammed full speed into Kozeal, seems like he would notice that there was a guy there.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 15, 2026, 06:46 PMHe bounced a slow roller to the 2B side of second. Kozeal and Souza converged on it and both decided not to catch it. The ball went to the outfield. Kozeal kept standing in the base path with his back to first base. The runner steamed around first and headed to second. I guess he was watching the ball too, because he slammed full speed into Kozeal, seems like he would notice that there was a guy there.
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 15, 2026, 06:46 PMHe bounced a slow roller to the 2B side of second. Kozeal and Souza converged on it and both decided not to catch it. The ball went to the outfield. Kozeal kept standing in the base path with his back to first base. The runner steamed around first and headed to second. I guess he was watching the ball too, because he slammed full speed into Kozeal, seems like he would notice that there was a guy there.

This did.

Sus-Scrofa

#1886
May 15, 2026, 07:09 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 15, 2026, 07:08 PMFor the record, this didn't clear up anything.

This did.
To be fair, you read his three times.

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#1887
May 15, 2026, 07:11 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on May 15, 2026, 07:09 PMTo be fair, you read his three times.

Is his written crayon or something?  I need to ask One Quarter if there's a font change option that I'm not aware of.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#1888
May 15, 2026, 07:19 PM
Holy shit that could not have looked more like strike three.

Sometimes the bad umping goes in our favor.

Son of Spam

#1889
May 15, 2026, 07:20 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 15, 2026, 07:19 PMHoly shit that could not have looked more like strike three.

Sometimes the bad umping goes in our favor.
No shit. That was a strike.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

#1890
May 15, 2026, 07:23 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on May 15, 2026, 07:09 PMTo be fair, you read his three times.

Yeah that's a forum fuck up. Not me.

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#1891
May 15, 2026, 07:24 PM
3-run homer coming right here

I should stop predicting things until the gypsy woman blesses me again
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1892
May 15, 2026, 07:59 PM
Loaded the bases because no one was at first.  Granted, that dude was fast.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Rocky Mountain Hog

#1893
May 15, 2026, 08:00 PM
This fucking defense. Good on Eaves for not melting down after that. 

Show-Me Hog

#1894
May 15, 2026, 08:00 PM
Big K from Eaves.

Thin Red Swine

#1895
May 15, 2026, 08:01 PM
That felt like a pivotal moment.

Like Wild Thing striking out Clute Hayward big.

Son of Spam

#1896
May 15, 2026, 08:01 PM
Clown shoes.
Well, shit...

Bogey7

#1897
May 15, 2026, 08:03 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on May 15, 2026, 07:59 PMLoaded the bases because no one was at first.  Granted, that dude was fast.

"He has ok speed." - Tanner English

Thin Red Swine

#1898
May 15, 2026, 08:09 PM
Ruiz with a laser into the right field corner for a standup double.

Thin Red Swine

#1899
May 15, 2026, 08:15 PM
Kuhio with an ACTUAL laser. He's picked a good time to warm up.
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