2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Son of Spam

Watching pitches down Broadway with the bat on our shoulders. Nice offensive plan.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

They have 5 more hits, we have 2 more runs. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Our pitchers all looked relieved when they actually throw a strike. One that isn't hit out of the stadium.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

This Kentucky guy hit the shitter during the 7th inning stretch?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

This is the absolute all around worst team we have put on the field in the last decade. Hitting, fielding, pitching....all shit.
Well, shit...

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 16, 2026, 05:11 PMThis is the absolute all around worst team we have put on the field in the last decade. Hitting, fielding, pitching....all shit.

Absolute horror show of roster construction by DVH.

Went and got a bunch of .250 hitters (save for Ruiz) out of the portal and is shocked when they're .250 hitters here, and pinned his hopes on a true freshman at shortstop. 

Got zero arms (save for McElvain), tried to charge the hill of making Gaeckle a starter yet again, and thought that Fisher would miraculously morph from midweek guy into weekend starter.

Suddenly we're incredulous when we have a lineup that can't hit, a batting practice pitching staff, and a 9u travel ball defense.

Thin Red Swine

Thor is coming alive too.

He hammered the shit out of that one.

buff2.0

Souza of all people gives us the insurance run
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

DeCremer with a 40-foot sinker. Juuuuuuuuuuust a bit short.

BleedinRed

Got busy sandblasting parts in the bottom of the 8th.  I assume we won?  

Barton Fink

Quote from: BleedinRed on May 16, 2026, 06:32 PMGot busy sandblasting parts in the bottom of the 8th.  I assume we won? 


Yep. Never in doubt.



Too Big Pig

"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Barton Fink

Yeah, I can't believe it either.

Guardrail

The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Feral


Thin Red Swine

The bracket is set. The #7 seeded Hogs play Wednesday at 5:30 pm ET against the SC-Tennessee winner.

https://www.secsports.com/championships/baseball-championship#bracket