2026 Razorback Baseball

[Spiderham]

Good start Hogs. 

[BASS]

Dang gaeckle, gonna hit 50+ pitches in the second inning and these guys have batted around.

[Son of Spam]

Dang gaeckle, gonna hit 50+ pitches in the second inning and these guys have batted around.

Hey, we will bat around by the fourth inning.

[BleedinRed]

I guarantee you we will get to even and then in the 9th that guy that hit the homer and so far is 2 for 2 will come up to the plate and will push across the game winning run.  

[Son of Spam]

I guarantee you we will get to even and then in the 9th that guy that hit the homer and so far is 2 for 2 will come up to the plate and will push across the game winning run. 

Yep. However, we have to score to tie it and right now, that is debatable.

[Thin Red Swine]

Which actor does this pitcher remind me of?  It's not quite Scott from Austin Powers, but I can't place a name. 

Seth Green

[red death]

I guarantee you we will get to even and then in the 9th that guy that hit the homer and so far is 2 for 2 will come up to the plate and will push across the game winning run. 

The fact that this will come true, or some version, is only possible because you've noticed the Razorback simulation.

Nothing proves simulation theory like Razorback athletics.

[Feral]

4 Hog batters. 4 strikeouts.

Offense in postseason form.

EDIT - I'm an idiot, I forgot Helfrick's single

[Son of Spam]

Why can't we sit back and hit that slow curve he is floating up there?

[Rocky Mountain Hog]

Let's just celebrate when we put a ball in play.

[Sus-Scrofa]

We got a base runner!

[Feral]

Why can't we sit back and hit that slow curve he is floating up there?

A junkball lefty may as well be Sandy Koufax to this lineup.

[Son of Spam]

We got a base runner!

Second one! (Remember Helfrick)

[BASS]

Second one! (Remember Helfrick)

Squeezed between 4 strikeouts it's hard to remember

[red death]

Should have started anyone else and brought Gaeckle in the 2nd. 

[Spiderham]

Good lord!
Is KU built next to a prison. 
That building looked like Shawshank. 

[BASS]

Hey, we will bat around by the fourth inning.

Listen mister! It's only going to take 3!

[Son of Spam]

Robinett. Just declare an out and go to the next hitter.

[BASS]

Ruiz trying out for the golf team?

[BleedinRed]

Hey hey!   Nice hit and error!   Runner in scoring position.