2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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BASS

Quote from: Feral on May 29, 2026, 07:06 PMLike clockwork!

I talk shit about a player and they do something.

Keep talking shit playa.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Feral

Quote from: BASS on May 29, 2026, 07:07 PMKeep talking shit playa.

All of our pitchers suck ass!

BASS

What is the deal with all the young punks sporting porn staches? They are not attractive. You look like pedophiles. Just stop.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

They should make the pitcher that gave up a hit to Robinett wear ribbons of shame in the dugout.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

Is that rain or mosquitos??

BASS

Quote from: Barton Fink on May 29, 2026, 07:11 PMIs that rain or mosquitos??

Looks like the Bradford pear flower petals to me
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BleedinRed

Quote from: Barton Fink on May 29, 2026, 07:11 PMIs that rain or mosquitos??
I saw the same thing.  My son said someone spit and it looked like rain. Yuck.  

Spiderham

Quote from: BASS on May 29, 2026, 07:10 PMWhat is the deal with all the young punks sporting porn staches? They are not attractive. You look like pedophiles. Just stop.
At Missouri State the porn stache never went out of style.
Oak Grove in the house.

BASS

Quote from: Barton Fink on May 29, 2026, 07:11 PMIs that rain or mosquitos??

Can't be misquotes. No lakes around there, all corn fields and shit.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Spiderham

Oak Grove in the house.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Spiderham

Oak Grove in the house.

Feral

Those 2 fly balls had me gritting my teeth

BleedinRed

Those last two hits gave me heart issues.  

BleedinRed

Quote from: Feral on May 29, 2026, 07:22 PMThose 2 fly balls had me gritting my teeth
Haha.  I was right there with you.  

buff2.0

Had to run to the store.  Think I'll turn around and go back.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Half of our outs are strikeouts. Embarrassing.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BleedinRed

I suppose we need to give Dave credit.  If this holds, we will have used two pitchers, saving our ace for tomorrow, and get the victory tonight.  

Again, assuming this holds.  Not saying it will.  I'm NOT counting outs.  

BleedinRed

That was a huge 8th run.  

BleedinRed

Really surprised we haven't hit at least one homer yet.