2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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Son of Spam

Well, shit...

buff2.0

This one's over. Guess we get the noon game.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

It's getting old watching these historically shitty programs have success while we somehow always come up short.  

buff2.0

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 30, 2026, 08:14 PMThompson has proven year in and year out that his hitting philosophy is to up and swing as hard as you can.

Saying he has a philosophy is too kind.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

This looks like the team in danger of not even making a regional about six weeks ago.


Hogfan58

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 30, 2026, 08:08 PMNobody playing third. Kozeal should have bunted down the third base line before getting two strikes.

Bunt? Nobody on our team can bunt, even when no one is on that side of the infield
I need help and I know it.

Son of Spam

To be honest, I am kind of tired of watching these slapdicks. Our season this year has been clowshoes. Get it over with and let's see what we have next year.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 30, 2026, 08:17 PMThis looks like the team in danger of not even making a regional about six weeks ago.



At one point before that I think I went on record as saying we wouldn't make the post-season lol. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

I thought pitching was supposed to be our strong suit this year. We are simply deep with guys who can throw the ball, but not pitch very well, save a couple.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

This game is going to come down to Robinette at bat.

Can he do it twice?

Barton Fink

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 30, 2026, 08:18 PMTo be honest, I am kind of tired of watching these slapdicks. Our season this year has been clowshoes. Get it over with and let's see what we have next year.

Pretty much where I'm at.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on May 30, 2026, 08:22 PMThis game is going to come down to Robinette at bat.

Can he do it twice?
If that is the case, there isn't a chance.
Well, shit...

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 30, 2026, 08:18 PMTo be honest, I am kind of tired of watching these slapdicks. Our season this year has been clowshoes. Get it over with and let's see what we have next year.

100%

Absolute terrible job of roster construction all the way around by DVH and the staff.

He went and recruited a bunch of .260 hitters out of the portal (and was shocked they were .260 hitters here).

He pinned his hopes at shortstop on a true freshman, which dynamited our defense when he went tits up and we had to play guys out of position.

We literally don't have a Right Fielder.

In terms of pitching, we got absolutely nothing out of the portal except some midweek relief arms.

He thought Colin Fisher would somehow morph from midweek dice roll guy into a Sunday starter.

He tried to run it back with Gaeckle as a starter AGAIN despite the fact that we know he's a reliever and he's even said he feels more comfortable coming out of the pen.

For the 3rd time in 4 years, we're  not even going to make it out of a regional.

It is time to start having a discussion about DVH.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 30, 2026, 08:18 PMTo be honest, I am kind of tired of watching these slapdicks. Our season this year has been clowshoes. Get it over with and let's see what we have next year.

Yeah, there isn't really one guy I'd say I really root hard for, like Kopps, Davalan, Diggs, et al.

Thin Red Swine

Pompey trying to hit a grand slam with no one on base.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 30, 2026, 08:26 PMPompey trying to hit a grand slam with no one on base.

They all do.
Well, shit...

Hizog

We have 3 hits

...against Kansas

Son of Spam

Do we really want to come out of this regional and prolong the agony?
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

Niu is up.  Game won't get to Robinette.  

Thin Red Swine

Smash it right into the shift, asshole.

We'll probably lose to Northeastern, who at least act like they want to be there.